Trailer Trash Redneck Jokes And Politics

Little Perpitrator

This little boy was picking up the crumbs

that the friendly people of the city threw out

to feed the birds.As you can see he is of

a foriegn national and was not prepeared

for the attack of the pigeons.They moved here

and took up residence at a local trailer park.

The child from boredom with disassociation

to began to play with the hoodlem trailerpark kids

during his exposure he began to pick up bad habits.

The boys mother short of cash soon became the

local local trailer park crack queen. She could no

longer afford groceries and the boy soon beagn

to eat what he could. Through his conditioning from

exposure to the local hoodlems he began to steal. The

mother of the boy was not able to teach the boy right

from wrong due to her crack addiction,and her time being

occupied exchanging the use of her body cavities for

crack. The boy began to adventure away from the trailer

park. Two days prior to this incident the boy had started

going to the park as the birds would fly away from his

approaching he learned it was an easy steal to get thier

bread crumbs. The local city park provides a place to purchase

little bags of bread crumbs. An elderly lady had just

made such a purchase and was going to feed the birds at the

usual area. The little trailer park hoodlem saw this as an

oppertunity to do a snatch and run as seen by the little

bag of crumbs in his left hand. While the little hoodlem

was making his run back to the trailer park the birds attacked

in a most unorthadox manner. This picture was taken while

the fourth bird was pushing its fecal matter onto the little perpitrator

he was attacked by approximately 40 birds total before he got away.

And luck has it this was the last picture left on the roll.

The boy managed to make it back to the trailer park shortly

after. The kid was screaming all the way home.Upon his arrival

he finds the door locked due to his mother getting her fix

a few units down. When you think things could not get worse

a pack of 10 to 12 pigeons come and start bombing him. He finally

takes refuge under an old Chevy. The birds then leave and all is

calm. The boys mother finally finishes her services and returns

home. All is well.  –Except—— the folowing morning

The boy goes out to play with his hoodlem friends and is

greeted by about 15 pigeons–and that my friends is what

 we call DE-JA-VOO -DOO