Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken […]
High Rise Dorm
March 20th, 2008 · No Comments
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Student Ruins Hand
March 17th, 2008 · No Comments
The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the immediate family (with a note from that member).
A wise student pipes up: “What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?”
The class breaks […]
School States
March 17th, 2008 · No Comments
The old pastor made it to a practice to visit the parish school one day a week.
He walked into the 4th grade class, where the children were studying the states, and asked them how many states they could name.
They came up with about 40 names.
He jokingly told them that in his day students […]
Picture of Mary
March 17th, 2008 · No Comments
A child in class, when asked to draw a picture of the Holy Family, produced a picture in which Mary and the baby sat on a recognisably donkeyish steed, led by Joseph. on the ground nearby lay a black blob.
“What is that?” asked the teacher. “The flea,” answered the artist.
“What flea, dear?” asked the […]
Refuses School
March 17th, 2008 · No Comments
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.
“Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!”
“But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.”
“Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.”
“Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me also!”
“Oh, that’s no reason not to […]