Trailer Trash Redneck Jokes And Politics

The following man was attempting to make a simple job easier for himself. I am writing in response to your request for additional information. In block number 3 of the accident reporting form, I put “trying to do the job alone” as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I should [...]

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This guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orders a mudslide. The bartender looks him over and says, “You’re not from around here are ya?” “No,” he responds. “I’m from Pennsylvania.” The bartender asks, “Well, what do you do in Pennsylvania?” “I’m a taxidermist,” replies the man. Looking very bewildered, the bartender asks, [...]

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Two rednecks met in a bar and decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life so thought they should go to college to get ahead. They hop in a pickup and drive to the nearest college. While the second one waits out in the hall, the first goes in to one of the rooms and [...]

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This hillbilly kid goes into a drugstore and asks the druggist for a box of condoms. The druggist says, “How old are you, son?” The kid replies, “Eleven.” “I can’t sell you any condoms,” the druggist says. “You’re too young.” The kid says, “Gimme some rubbers or I’ll call a cop.” “All right, cool it,” [...]

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No more babies for us please doc After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor/veterinarian and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn’t want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there [...]

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