The following man was attempting to make a simple job easier for himself.
I am writing in response to your request for additional information. In block number 3 of the accident reporting form, I put “trying to do the job alone” as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I […]
Injured Redneck
March 20th, 2008 · No Comments
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2 bullets
March 16th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
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Bucket
March 13th, 2008 · No Comments
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of poop?
A: The bucket.
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Bank robbery
March 13th, 2008 · No Comments
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and was found guilty. Just before he was taken away, the man looked the judge in the eye and said, “Would it be okay if I called you a son of a bitch?” The judge’s face went red and he roared, “It […]
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Lawyer Dating
March 13th, 2008 · No Comments
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, “It’s simple. I just say, I’m a lawyer.”
So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said “No,” he told her that […]
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