Trailer Trash Redneck Jokes And Politics

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes. You may be a Muslim 3. You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim 4. You [...]

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace  expensive….so, I took her to a gas station….. and then the fight started…. I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95  Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her [...]

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Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to [...]

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A man goes to a public golf course. He approaches the man behind the counter in the pro shop and says, “I would like 18 holes of golf and a caddie.” The man behind the counter says, “The 18 holes of golf is no problem, but all of the caddies are out on the course. [...]

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Lil’ Johnny’s mother took her 5 year old son with her to the bank on a busy Friday. They were in line behind a rather obese lady wearing a business suit, complete with a pager. As the mother patiently waited, Lil’ Johnny looked at the women in front of him and observed loudly, “Hey, Mom, [...]

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