Trailer Trash Redneck Jokes And Politics

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I
take her someplace  expensive….so, I took her to a gas station…..
and then the fight started….
I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller
Light for $14.95  Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would  make her […]

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Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly […]

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A man goes to a public golf course.
He approaches the man behind the counter in the pro shop and says, “I would like 18 holes of golf and a caddie.”
The man behind the counter says, “The 18 holes of golf is no problem, but all of the caddies are out on the course. What I […]

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Lil’ Johnny’s mother took her 5 year old son with her to the bank on a busy Friday. They were in line behind a rather obese lady wearing a business suit, complete with a pager. As the mother patiently waited, Lil’ Johnny looked at the women in front of him and observed […]

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Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother’s house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.
When little Johnny received his plate he started eating right away.
“Johnny wait until we say our prayer.”
“I don’t have to.” The boy replied.
“Of course, you do,” his […]

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