Trailer Trash Redneck Jokes And Politics

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YES, I’M A BAD AMERICAN

I Am the Liberal-Progressives Worst Nightmare. I am an

American.

I am a Master Mason and believe in God.
I ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles and believe in American

products.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not

some Liberal governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I’m in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

I think owning a gun doesn’t make you a killer, it makes you a

smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or

victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. Get over it!

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in

English.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when

and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and
fireman.

Willie G Davidson that makes the Awesome Harley Davidson

Motorcycles.

I don’t hate the rich. I don’t pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don’t waste my time watching or

arguing about it.

I’ve never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven’t burned any

witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up

already.

I believe if you don’t like the way things are here, go back

to where you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA .

We like it the way it is!

If you were born here and don’t like it you are free to move

to any Socialist country that will have you.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend

Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part

of the problem and not the solution.

Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if

you’re breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

And, no, I don’t mind having my face shown on my drivers

license.

I think it’s good….. And I’m proud that ‘God’ is written on

my money.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I

don’t want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in

the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to

sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making ‘donations’ to their

cause. Get a Job and do your part!

I believe that it doesn’t take a village to raise a child, it

takes two parents.

I believe ‘illegal’ is illegal no matter what the lawyers

thik!

I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in

AMERICA !

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I’m a BAD American.

We want our country back!

We NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY !!

WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE,

ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE !

You couldn’t get a job at MacDonald’s and become district manager after 143 days of experience.

You couldn’t become chief of surgery after 143 days of experience of being a surgeon.

You couldn’t get a job as a teacher and be the superintendent after 143 days of experience.

You couldn’t join the military and become a colonel after a 143 days of experience.

You couldn’t get a job as a reporter and become the nightly news anchor after 143 days of experience.You couldn’t get a job as Director of Nursing after 143 days experience as an RN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT….

‘From the time Barack Obama was sworn in as a United State Senator, to the time he announced he was forming a Presidential exploratory committee, he logged 143 days of experience in the Senate. That’s how many days the Senate was actually in session and working. After 143 days of work experience, Obama believed he was ready to be Commander In Chief, Leader of the Free World … 143 days.

We all have to start somewhere. The senate is a good start, but after 143 days, that’s all it is - a start.

AND, strangely, a large sector of the America public is okay with this and campaigning for him. We wouldn’t accept this in our own line of work, yet some are okay with this for the President of the United States of America ? Come on folks, we are not voting for the next American Idol !!!!!

JEFFERSON CITY, MO - Gov. Matt Blunt today issued the following statement on news reports that have exposed plans by U.S. Senator Barack Obama to use Missouri law enforcement to threaten and intimidate his critics.

“St. Louis County Circuit Attorney Bob McCulloch, St. Louis City Circuit Attorney Jennifer Joyce, Jefferson County Sheriff Glenn Boyer, and Obama and the leader of his Missouri campaign Senator Claire McCaskill have attached the stench of police state tactics to the Obama-Biden campaign.

“What Senator Obama and his helpers are doing is scandalous beyond words, the party that claims to be the party of Thomas Jefferson is abusing the justice system and offices of public trust to silence political criticism with threats of prosecution and criminal punishment.

“This abuse of the law for intimidation insults the most sacred principles and ideals of Jefferson. I can think of nothing more offensive to Jefferson’s thinking than using the power of the state to deprive Americans of their civil rights. The only conceivable purpose of Messrs. McCulloch, Obama and the others is to frighten people away from expressing themselves, to chill free and open debate, to suppress support and donations to conservative organizations targeted by this anti-civil rights, to strangle criticism of Mr. Obama, to suppress ads about his support of higher taxes, and to choke out criticism on television, radio, the Internet, blogs, e-mail and daily conversation about the election.

“Barack Obama needs to grow up. Leftist blogs and others in the press constantly say false things about me and my family. Usually, we ignore false and scurrilous accusations because the purveyors have no credibility. When necessary, we refute them. Enlisting Missouri law enforcement to intimidate people and kill free debate is reminiscent of the Sedition Acts - not a free society.”

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, “Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!” The passerby says, “You are mistaken, I am a Mexican.”

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. “Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America .”

The person says, “I not American, I Vietnamese.”

The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, “Thank you for wonderful America !”

That person puts up his hand and says, “I am from Middle East . I am not American.”

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, “Are you an American?”

She says, “No, I am from Africa .”

Puzzled, he asks her, “Where are all the Americans?”

The African lady checks her watch and says, “Probably at work.”

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I
take her someplace  expensive….so, I took her to a gas station…..
and then the fight started….

I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller
Light for $14.95  Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would  make her look better at night than the cold cream……And that’s when the fight started.

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office
to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for
my driver’s license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I
had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I
would have to go home and come back later The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, ‘That   silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me’ and she
processed my Security  Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, ‘You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too’
And then the fight started…..

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high
school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.My wife asked, ‘Do you know her?”Yes,’ I sighed, ‘She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I
hear she hasn’t been sober since. ‘My God!’ says my wife, ‘Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?’
And then the fight started…..

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were
alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just  seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it…. he was a
DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and
shouted, ‘I AM NOT HAPPY!!!’So, I looked down at him and said, ‘Well,then which one are you?’
And that’s how the fight started…..

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for
some reason, took my order first ‘I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.’ He said, ‘Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?’ ‘Nah, she can order for herself.’
And that’s how the fight started…..