Trailer Trash Redneck Jokes And Politics

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YES, I’M A BAD AMERICAN

I Am the Liberal-Progressives Worst Nightmare. I am an

American.

I am a Master Mason and believe in God.
I ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles and believe in American

products.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not

some Liberal governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I’m in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

I think owning a gun doesn’t make you a killer, it makes you a

smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or

victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. Get over it!

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in

English.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when

and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and
fireman.

Willie G Davidson that makes the Awesome Harley Davidson

Motorcycles.

I don’t hate the rich. I don’t pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don’t waste my time watching or

arguing about it.

I’ve never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven’t burned any

witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up

already.

I believe if you don’t like the way things are here, go back

to where you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA .

We like it the way it is!

If you were born here and don’t like it you are free to move

to any Socialist country that will have you.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend

Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part

of the problem and not the solution.

Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if

you’re breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

And, no, I don’t mind having my face shown on my drivers

license.

I think it’s good….. And I’m proud that ‘God’ is written on

my money.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I

don’t want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in

the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to

sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making ‘donations’ to their

cause. Get a Job and do your part!

I believe that it doesn’t take a village to raise a child, it

takes two parents.

I believe ‘illegal’ is illegal no matter what the lawyers

thik!

I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in

AMERICA !

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I’m a BAD American.

We want our country back!

We NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY !!

WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE,

ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE !