WE DO WISH YOU WERE HERE
Columbo was still scratching his head.
Ah . . . Sorry to bother you Mr. Obama, Sir
Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean Senator Obama, sir. Um . . . know you are busy and important and stuff. I mean running for president is very important and . . . ah . . . I hate to bother you. I will only take a minute ok, sir?
See, I have these missing pieces that are holding me up, and I was wondering sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out. You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.
Hey, you have a nice place here! The wife sees houses like this on TV all the time and says boy she wishes she had digs like this you know? Is that painting real? Really? Wow. I saw something like that in a museum once!
Oh, sorry sir. I didn’t mean to get off the track. So if you could just help me out a minute and give me some details, I will get right out of your way. I want to close this case and maybe take the wife to Coney Island or something. Ever been to Coney Island ? No, I didn’t think so. .
Well, listen, anyways, I can’t seem to get some information I need to wrap this up. These things seem to either be “locked” or “not available’. I’m sure it’s just some oversight or glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these things are . . … I . . . I . . . have them written down here somewhere . . … oh wait. Sorry about the smears. It was raining out. I’ll just read it to you.
Could you help me please find these things, sir?
1. Occidental College records — Not released
2. Columbia College records — Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper — “not available”
4. Harvard College records — Not released
5. Selective Service Registration — Not released
6. Medical records — Not released
7. Illinois State Senate schedule — “not available”
8. Law practice client list — Not released
9. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate – - Not released
10. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth — Not released
11. Harvard Law Review articles published — None
12. University of Chicago scholarly articles — None
13. Your Record of baptism– Not released or “not available”
14. Your Illinois State Senate records–”not available”
Oh hey . . listen! I know you are busy! Is this too much for you now? I mean, tell you what. I will come back tomorrow. Give you some time to get these things together, you know? I mean, I know you are busy, so I will just let myself out. I will be back tomorrow. And the day after. . “Who wants to know these things?” asked Senator Obama. Columbo answered:
THE PEOPLE
11 responses so far ↓
1 Anonymous // Oct 6, 2008 at 10:02 pm
is this real
2 Bhavenbabydoll // Oct 7, 2008 at 4:43 pm
yeah…it’s real
3 average joe // Oct 7, 2008 at 4:44 pm
wonder if his rabies shot is up to date
4 MADDY // Oct 9, 2008 at 7:34 pm
It’s real and no one is doing anything about it.
5 Nat // Oct 11, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Who do I have to ask for permission to blog this?
Nat
6 dadd // Oct 11, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Go ahead Nat—permission granted–just put a link back to this post or the site.
7 stephanie // Oct 27, 2008 at 7:23 am
Did you even try to answer any of these questions?
Here are some answers to your questions Mr. Columbo. Simple research can unearth almost all of these answers. See below:
5. Selective Service Registration — Not released
I’m not sure of the point of this. If there were something odd about it I’m more than sure that a 527 would have dug something up.
6. Medical records — Not released
His medical records have been released
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/05/29/obamas-medical-records-re_n_104094.html
8. Law practice client list — Not released
- No Lawyer or firm would release or publicize a client list – nor would a psychologist or doctor. This is almost as ridiculous as baptism record.
9. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate — Not released
birth certificate http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/birthcertificate.asp
10. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth — Not released
False. See above link
1. Occidental College records — Not released
2. Columbia College records — Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper — “not available”
4. Harvard College records — Not released
12. University of Chicago scholarly articles — None
11. Harvard Law Review articles published — None
Obama graduated from Harvard Law School and was elected to be President of the Harvard Law Review… Where are McCain’s transcripts from Annapolis? I’ve yet to see the college transcripts, papers, and records of McCain and Palin. I’m sure Palin’s would be especially enlightening.
13. Your Record of baptism– Not released or “not available”
Really? Do you have yours handy? Do you practice the same religion that you did when you were baptized?
7. Illinois State Senate schedule — “not available”
14. Your Illinois State Senate records–”not available”
His Illinois voting record:
http://thinkonthesethings.wordpress.com/2007/06/13/obamas-voting-record-in-the-illinois-state-senate
8 dadd // Oct 27, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Why should I try to answer any of them. He attended a church for years that openly hated America.Doesn’t sound much like a Christian church now does it?Obama is basically a Muslim.Also don’t you think that the blacks have enough right already?After all you try having a Miss White America and see what happens!You dont see anyone trying to shut down the Miss Black American activities do you.How bout NCCAP ?try having that same for whites huh?Additionally employers are forced to hire so many blacks.Why?When a company is owned by blacks then well guess what they arent required to have 90 percent white are they.Also They get a 5000 tax break for each black.Basically I am not happy being a white piece of shit without any rights.Back to Obama now.His buddy is a wealthy terrorist type in the middle east,that alone is enough for me to realize we dont want him in office.He isnt Patriotic by not honoring our traditions.He is against the war,The war should have happened10 years ago.I myself was sick of all the terrorism.How can you be for someone who doesnt want to defend our country from all lthe terrorism?All of his votes in the senate cost the people more money.The government needs to stop the lobby crap.He is very much into being bought.If your were at a jury trial and gave someone on the panel 15 million dollars it would be tampering.Well his votes are bought its that simple.Lets take McCain now.He was in a war for our country.He was captured,tortured,and when offered to be set free,he refused to go without the rest of the guys.Later he was a mediator for peace with the 2 countries and pretty much well ended the war.They admired him so much that they built a shine in his honor.Not us mind you but what was once the enemy did this.His achievements are great but do not get the recognition they deserve.
9 Mr.Rockenbach // Jul 18, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Staphanie:
” 13. Your Record of baptism– Not released or “not available”
Really? Do you have yours handy? Do you practice the same religion that you did when you were baptized?”
Well… YES and YES again. Most do.
Although I have affirmed that this Obama guy is legally elligible to be President. WTF! Who is he?
A) He has oritory skills but w/o a teleprompter can’t speak.
B) Why is everything being done in such a rush??? Completely changing our Health Care system in four weeks doesn’t leave room for honest debate!
C) Modeling your National Plan for fiscal reconstruction after NY,CA,and NJ will most likely lead to the same results as NY,NJ,and CA.
D) Within Three weeks of becoming President a guy showed up at my house and tried to mark my front door with a GPS. That’s strange-why on earth would someone want the Geological ID of my front door.
E) After reading D) know why HR45 makes me really scared of this Administration and Congress. The only thing that kept the brown shirt from marking my front door was wy 45cal Berretta. If HR 45 passes it will put the last resort for protecting my family at risk.
10 sersoyday // Nov 15, 2009 at 12:31 am
Hey there everyone i was just introduceing myself here im a first time visitor who hopes to become a daily reader!
11 Fishing // Nov 17, 2009 at 10:14 am
Great site, I have added this page to my social bookmarks
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