Trailer Trash Redneck Jokes And Politics

A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding. “Father, how am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin?” “My child, you have been a married woman for many years. Surely that cannot be.” “Well, father, my first husband was a psychologist, and all he wanted to do was talk, and the next one was in construction and he always said he’d get to it tomorrow. The last one was a gynecologist and all he did was look. But this time, father, I’m marrying a lawyer and I’m sure I’m going to get screwed!”