We at trailerparkjokes.com salute you. It goes as follows

YES, I’M A BAD AMERICAN

I Am the Liberal-Progressives Worst Nightmare. I am an

American.

I am a Master Mason and believe in God.
I ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles and believe in American

products.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not

some Liberal governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I’m in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

I think owning a gun doesn’t make you a killer, it makes you a

smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or

victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. Get over it!

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in

English.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when

and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and
fireman.

Willie G Davidson that makes the Awesome Harley Davidson

Motorcycles.

I don’t hate the rich. I don’t pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don’t waste my time watching or

arguing about it.

I’ve never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven’t burned any

witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up

already.

I believe if you don’t like the way things are here, go back

to where you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA .

We like it the way it is!

If you were born here and don’t like it you are free to move

to any Socialist country that will have you.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend

Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part

of the problem and not the solution.

Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if

you’re breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

And, no, I don’t mind having my face shown on my drivers

license.

I think it’s good….. And I’m proud that ‘God’ is written on

my money.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I

don’t want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in

the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to

sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making ‘donations’ to their

cause. Get a Job and do your part!

I believe that it doesn’t take a village to raise a child, it

takes two parents.

I believe ‘illegal’ is illegal no matter what the lawyers

thik!

I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in

AMERICA !

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I’m a BAD American.

We want our country back!

We NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY !!

WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE,

ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE !

You couldn’t become chief of surgery after 143 days of experience of being a surgeon.

You couldn’t get a job as a teacher and be the superintendent after 143 days of experience.

You couldn’t join the military and become a colonel after a 143 days of experience.

You couldn’t get a job as a reporter and become the nightly news anchor after 143 days of experience.You couldn’t get a job as Director of Nursing after 143 days experience as an RN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT….

‘From the time Barack Obama was sworn in as a United State Senator, to the time he announced he was forming a Presidential exploratory committee, he logged 143 days of experience in the Senate. That’s how many days the Senate was actually in session and working. After 143 days of work experience, Obama believed he was ready to be Commander In Chief, Leader of the Free World … 143 days.

We all have to start somewhere. The senate is a good start, but after 143 days, that’s all it is - a start.

AND, strangely, a large sector of the America public is okay with this and campaigning for him. We wouldn’t accept this in our own line of work, yet some are okay with this for the President of the United States of America ? Come on folks, we are not voting for the next American Idol !!!!!

“St. Louis County Circuit Attorney Bob McCulloch, St. Louis City Circuit Attorney Jennifer Joyce, Jefferson County Sheriff Glenn Boyer, and Obama and the leader of his Missouri campaign Senator Claire McCaskill have attached the stench of police state tactics to the Obama-Biden campaign.

“What Senator Obama and his helpers are doing is scandalous beyond words, the party that claims to be the party of Thomas Jefferson is abusing the justice system and offices of public trust to silence political criticism with threats of prosecution and criminal punishment.

“This abuse of the law for intimidation insults the most sacred principles and ideals of Jefferson. I can think of nothing more offensive to Jefferson’s thinking than using the power of the state to deprive Americans of their civil rights. The only conceivable purpose of Messrs. McCulloch, Obama and the others is to frighten people away from expressing themselves, to chill free and open debate, to suppress support and donations to conservative organizations targeted by this anti-civil rights, to strangle criticism of Mr. Obama, to suppress ads about his support of higher taxes, and to choke out criticism on television, radio, the Internet, blogs, e-mail and daily conversation about the election.

“Barack Obama needs to grow up. Leftist blogs and others in the press constantly say false things about me and my family. Usually, we ignore false and scurrilous accusations because the purveyors have no credibility. When necessary, we refute them. Enlisting Missouri law enforcement to intimidate people and kill free debate is reminiscent of the Sedition Acts - not a free society.”

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. “Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America .”

The person says, “I not American, I Vietnamese.”

The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, “Thank you for wonderful America !”

That person puts up his hand and says, “I am from Middle East . I am not American.”

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, “Are you an American?”

She says, “No, I am from Africa .”

Puzzled, he asks her, “Where are all the Americans?”

The African lady checks her watch and says, “Probably at work.”

I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller
Light for $14.95  Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would  make her look better at night than the cold cream……And that’s when the fight started.

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office
to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for
my driver’s license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I
had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I
would have to go home and come back later The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, ‘That   silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me’ and she
processed my Security  Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, ‘You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too’
And then the fight started…..

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high
school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.My wife asked, ‘Do you know her?”Yes,’ I sighed, ‘She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I
hear she hasn’t been sober since. ‘My God!’ says my wife, ‘Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?’
And then the fight started…..

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were
alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just  seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it…. he was a
DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and
shouted, ‘I AM NOT HAPPY!!!’So, I looked down at him and said, ‘Well,then which one are you?’
And that’s how the fight started…..

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for
some reason, took my order first ‘I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.’ He said, ‘Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?’ ‘Nah, she can order for herself.’
And that’s how the fight started…..

The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University …

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!

1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down

and tune up should be part of your regular computer activities.If you are

going to be on the internet,you are going to be infected..it’s that simple.

This article if followed through will clean about 97% of the personal

computers out there.

The model machine for this article will be Windows XP.Windows Xp is chosen

because it is the most used operating system in use at this time.The same

principles used here can also be used for other Windows operatings systems

as well.

The Windows operating system is designed to be easy to run.This comes at

the cost of being more easily infected. Alot of things happen while we are

surfing the internet.Scripts are executed for us all in a seemless manner.

Microsoft has the right idea in making your computing experiance an easier

one. It is all the not so nice guys that are the problem. These not so nice

guys create all sorts of nasty things for your computer.

You may ask why why do these nasty people put spyware on my computer.One

word- MONEY.

Your surfing habits are tracked for one, and unwanted advertisemnets can

often be a result.

Theft,what you click on,that is an ad and ads cost money.People actually are

stealing revenues that are designed for someone else,you are only a pawn in

the game.

Its big bussiness and it is very popular and it is here to stay.

You do not have to surf for porn to be infected.Any thing from a simple

forum on cars to a site on how to make double layer cake puts you at

risk. Although there are millions of sites that do not participate in the

spyware game,there are millions that do.

Now lets get started on getting your computer to operating closer to the

performance it did when you purchased it.

We will be turning off system restore while we are doing our spyware

elimination.The reason for this is because,some spyware will simply re-

establish itself if system retsore is left on.

Here is how to turn off system restore for Windows XP.Click start–Control

panel–Classic view–System–System Restore tab–Check turn off system

restore–click ok.

Lets get on to the next step.I know you have heard it many times before.I

do not want to sound like a broken record here.UNINSTALL your unused

programs.My purpose for you here is not regain used didsk space but to

uninstall less than ideal programs,there is a big differance.

This is very important,many of these programs nail you when you install

them.Do not go to the control panel yet to uinistall these programs.First

we want to see if these programs have thier own un-installer.Click on

start,go to the programs and mouse on them,many will have un-installers

with them.In general always look for the uninstaller in the menu rather

than just jumping to control panel.

Uninstall all the garbage you can with the uninstallers.Reboot you

computer.Now go to Control panel–add remove programs–now unistall uneeded

programs.Keep your anti virus, your Utilies that come with your

machine,Adobe,java,windows updates{if listed} your drivers for printers and

sort.Do uninstall that free game crap,the toolbar items{unless it is

legitimate sush as Google toolbar or Yahoo toolbar.I am not saying that all

other toolbars are bad.I am saying that about 90 percent of other toolbars

are.They are a leading source of spyware infections. Get rid of them

now. Additionally you may be hesitant to uninstall your spyware tools that

you have on your computer now. These very tools are often spyware!Imagine

that.

NO good reputable spyware remover will ever be thrown in your face as a pop

up.a pop under,or the new ones that slide in from the side. Nor will they be

pushed in an E-mail. No legimate spyware remover will come out of the middle

of no where and say your computer is infected.What you are seeing when this

happens is the result of spyware itself.

With that said.lets now go get a quality reputable spyware removal tool.It

is called spybot search and destoy CLICK HERE to download. Click on download

here by safer networking ltd. Save the file. We will run it after it has

downloaded.It is always good practice to save a file before running it.By

doing so we can scan it first for a virus. Secondly when we go to install

it if our computer freezes up or whatever we dont need to go re-download

the file again.

Install spybot sd–during the install if the option to have protection for

internet explorer{active download blocker} or worded simular check it. There

is no need to check tea timer.Be patient during the install there are a few

steps to go through,just keep going.Be sure to get all your updates.

Note: if you are using Vista you will need to right click on the program

then run spybot as an administrator. Start up spybot and up in the upper

left hand corner you will see where it says Immunize in the shape of a

shield–click it–now after that has finished you will see where it also

says imminize toward the top with a little plus sign on it –click it–The

reason we do it in both places is some setups do not work unless done this

way. Now click— search and destroy–then click on— check for

problems. Scanning can take a while if you have an older pc so go make

something to eat or kill a little time. If you have never run Spybot before

chances are you will find all kinds of nasty spyware waiting to be removed

after the scanning is done,Go ahead and select the option to fix and remove

the objects. You have just done the single biggest favor that you can for

your computer and its free and prevents alot of nasty spyware by blocking

bad sites for you. What else is great about it is it does not use any

computer resources unless it is scanning. The exception would be tea timer

but I told you to not check that feature.

Next we will go download Ad-Aware{free} Click here. Install it. The install is

pretty straight forward just follow all the prompts. Next do a full system

scan.Clean up what it finds.Ad-aware has good help menus,it is very easy to

run.

Chances are the Ad-aware found a few issues nothing major as that is

usually found by spybot.No toolbox is complete without both. If given the

choice to have to rely on one or the other I pick spybot.

By now you have probably have removed alot of spyware,but we are not

done. The reason being is that spyware on a system makes way for more

spyware.If we are going to kill the enemy,lets don’t lets any of their

friends hang around to let some more of their buddies in.

What this means is we have to go do some more scanning. We are going to be

using another excellent free tool for this next scan. We are going to be

using what is called Housecall. Click here. This can take a while to get the

files on your system and get the scan completed.When you reach the screen

to to choose java based or to use a browser plug in,chose java based it

is faster.It is free and thorough however so be happy. When completed. Click

on clean infections automatically. Yep you have to wait some more.

You may have found another item or two with the above scan.We have one more

to go now,this is another free service this one is provided by Microsoft–

Click here–half way down the page click where it says FULL SERVICE

SCAN.This service will scan for a variety of nasty things.The drawback to

this service however is it does not tell the name of the offending spyware

or virus but does delete it for you.This is partially one of the reasons I

use this utility last.

The above methods will not clean 100 percent of spyware off all

computers.The above methods are designed to cure the majority of computers

out there with easy to use utilities. None of the utilities will do any

damage they are very safe.

There are are more powerful Utilities but this article is to cover the

majority of spyware and have the majority of people be able to use the

utilities with out the fear of doing any harm.

You should run spybot every week or two as well as ad-aware.You should use

house call every few weeks as well as the Microsoft full service scan.

Happy Computing!

B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were
living in the Stone Age.

D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.
While this thought is still fresh in our brain…let’s take a look at New Orleans ..

It’s amazing what you can learn with some simple division.

Louisiana Senator,

Mary Landrieu (D)

is presently asking Congress for

250 BILLION DOLLARS

to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number…

what does it mean?

A.

Well… if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans

(every man, woman, and child)

you each get $516,528.

B.

Or… if you have one of the 188,251 homes in
New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.

C.

Or… if you are a family of four…

your family gets $2,066,012.

Washington, D. C

HELLO!

Are all your calculators broken??

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax–Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Tax
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax (Truckers) Sales Taxes
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

These are just a taste of the taxes you pay!

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago… and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt…

We had the largest middle class in the world…

and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened?

Can you spell ‘politicians!’

And I still have to

press ‘1′

for English.

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa .

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!

And finally…

9. Victoria ’s Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang

Remember there are many good post cards going around as has been for months.

Just a word of caution to stop you from automatically clicking on them in the future.

Good luck!

 The Sanyo DP42848 arrived in a well battered box. I was hesitant in the beginning to accept merchandise, but decided to take a chance and hope that no damage to the contents were done inside.

Upon opening what was left of the box, I found nothing broken externally. The cabinetry of the TV set was intact. The remote control unit also showed no damage. The Styrofoam packing was a little worse for wear, but appeared to have done his job.

I began as usual to remove all contents and set them out, to check for missing items. Nothing missing so all was good, I could continue testing on the Sanyo DP42848.

Contents include the following:
One LCD flat-panel TV 42 inch.
One owners manual.
One remote control unit.
One basic set of RCA plugs, for audio and video.
Rechargeable batteries for remote control unit.

It should be noted, that a wall’s stand is not included with this package but can be purchased separately.

The TV set comes with the following.
Three HDM I jacks.
S. - video input.
Digital audio output.
Two jacks for component video input.
A. V. input.
Analog/Digital antenna input.
Analog audio out jack.

General specifications for the Sanyo DP42848 are as follows.
42 inch wide screen LCD.
500 CD/M2 brightness rating.
Resolution is 1920 by 1080.
1080p progressive scanning for the latest technology and the most advanced picture possible.
Built-in atsc digital/NTSC analog tuner which receives analog broadcast and digital broadcasts.
2500 to one contrast ratio.
6.5/MS response time.
10 watt stereo amplifier with two built-in speakers in front of the cabinet.

Dimensions are as follows:
41.3 inches wide.
29.7 inches high.
10.2 inches deep.
55.1 pounds.
Height will be smaller of course if you are using a wall stand.

The Sanyo comes with a flat black finish on the cabinet.  It is basically a user preference, regarding flat finish or shiny finish.  Although a shiny finish cabinet, may look better as far as the cabinet is concerned, it is this editor’s opinion, that it does distract from the viewing area.  Additionally, you will not find nothing more than a little green light in the right-hand corner showing you that your unit is powered up.  Myself, I tend to like not having any distractions from the LCD panel itself.  Therefore, I rate this Sanyo excellent, with their finish.  You cannot tell in many instances where the panel ends and the cabinet begins.  Perfect.

Sanyo has fitted their TVs with Samsung displays for a long time.  Samsung is a well recognized company providing a good display whether it be in the lower price brackets or the upper price brackets.  Mark one up for Sanyo again for their wise choice for wear it counts most.  The display panels, do need to have a long life and a good reputation.  Sanyo done good here again.

Let’s move on to the sound.  The speakers to come with unit are satisfactory, by no means will you have that home theater sound that you were looking for, but the jacks for home theater are provided.  I will still rate the quality of the sound above many in this price range.

Let’s get down to picture quality, after all that should be what you are after.  Let’s say for a $850 42 inch LCD flat-panel, it is simply awesome.  A common problem with LCD flat panels is over emphasis of bright colors.  The Sanyo did not exhibit this characteristic except on rare occasion.  Shade levels were also very good.  With many LCD sets, the dark scenes lose detail, such as wrinkled clothing, and the darker scenes.  The overall picture quality of this Sanyo easily compares to other flatscreen TVs costing $1400-$1500.

Some TV sets do a better job of converting standard definition to high-definition.  Standard definition was designed for 480, we also have 720 and 1080 now at the moment.  We now have to take material which was originally designed for 480 lines to be converted to 720 or 1080.  This means something has to be faked.  This is often why a high definition television set does not have a good picture with a standard definition signal.  With this Sanyo here although the up conversion is not excellent it is very good, and one cannot ask for more with the TV in this price range.

Now let’s get to, trailing, ghosting or what some call blurring that is associated with an LCD during the fast moving pictures.  Means that this unit is an LCD it is susceptible to these conditions.  If you are looking for it, yes you can see it, as well as with practically any LCD TV in all price ranges.  I’m not going to rate the blurring as a problem or a weakness.

Let’s get down to some of the extra features, such as closed caption.  Yes they’re there and there are plenty of options for you to choose from.

This TV also comes equipped with the V-chip and all of the features that you will want to are there.

Let’s get to set up.  Set up is a breeze.  Remove the box bands, squeeze and remove before plastic interlocks on the side of the box.  Now left the box straight up two separate the two halves of the box, and you are set.  Unpack everything included and set it on a sofa or table.  Hook all your audio, video and any other connections that you will be using into the back of the set.  Now tear off a piece of the wrap that came to cover the LCD panel, cover your screen, and drape all your cables over to the front.  Place your TV where you want it, hook all your cables to your receivers, VCR players, DVD players, or whatever else he may be using.  Now turn all of these devices on, as you would as if you were going to be watching the device.

Now insert the supplied rechargeable batteries into remote control.  Turn on the TV set using your remote.  Your TV set is now ready to search for all available channels, and all available devices, yes it’s pretty easy.  This may take a few minutes, don’t worry about it, relax it will work out.  Soon you will be greeted with an excellent picture.

The first thing a person usually wants to do is jump to the picture adjustments.  As you will see on this TV, this is not necessary at all, the picture is right without the need for any fine-tuning.  However the adjustments are there if you do to you to do some fine-tuning for whatever reason.

You will not find your usual array of preset pictures such as game, movie, standard and various other preset formats for color brightness and contrast adjustments.  What you will find is an auto adjustment and a manual adjustment.  Your manual adjustment would be compared to the custom adjustment on other TV sets.  So basically after setting your manual adjustment and you now have two presets auto and the other being your manual.

Let’s get over to the audio adjustments.  You will not find much here.  A simple tone adjustment.  No graphic equalizer here folks

Your remote control unit is pretty basic and fairly easy to operate.  It is not the best looking remote control around, or isn’t loaded with functions.  Useful items do include a loud noise suppressor, which tends to work very well.  You will not need to turn the remote up and down every time the commercials fill the room.  Excellent.

You will find an energy saver feature.  Off, high and low are your options.  What this does is lower overall brilliance of the picture if you have this set to high or low.  This feature can come in handy if you decide to quickly lower their overall brilliance if the room is totally dark. Basically that gives you 3 brilliance presets.Nice

Summary:
This Sanyo DP42848 has a great picture.
This unit also has a nonreflective cabinet.
This unit has plenty of jacks unless you have an unusual amount of devices.
This TV comes equipped with adequate sound, however a separate home theater system would be just the ticket for this unit.
This is one very easy to operate unit, from set up to basic watching.
Some of the extra features such as advanced pictures adjustments and presets are not available as well as advanced audio adjustments.
This Sanyo DP42848 is available at your local Wal-Mart stores.
This TV sales for $848.
Basically what you get is a great picture, tuner, non-reflective cabinet, decent audio system, easy to setup, enough jacks for the average person.
I was thoroughly pleased with the Sanyo DP428848 and would have no problem whatsoever recommending it.
Now if you are looking for a TV set which has a shiny cabinet, and more bells and whistles on the remote then this is not the TV for you.
Some production costs savings had to be made somewhere to be able to provide a 42 inch LCD flat screen TV at this price.  The areas to save on production cost were chosen wisely.  The picture comes first and foremost and Sanyo chose not to skimp in this area.  That is what Sanyo did here they chose not to sacrifice picture quality at all.  The cabinet blends in beautifully and is not noticed during viewing, well done.  Although everything else may not rate excellent.  I consider this to be one heck of a value.

At the present moment if you are looking for a flat screen in this size,this is the best bang for the buck.

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, “What would you like to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the Obama. “How about What Changes I Should Make To America?” and he smiles.

“OK,” she says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don’t know shit?”

For fear of perhaps a person or persons having gained remote access to his personal computer,he decided to let our fine security agents investigate the matter.

Agents found Gay porn pictures in hidden folders and several visits to gay porn sites.The agency dug the logs for hours trying to figure out who planted the gay material on his personal computer.

The agency broke the news that his computer was filled with gay porn and was infected with spy-ware.

Obama did not know that the agency believed that it was the work of a hacker.

When Obama was told that they would clean his computer of the filth. he stated it was a nice collection of photos and that he rather they would not clean the pictures.

The agency then asked Obama that he was aware of nude men with homosexual behavior in photographs were in excess two thousand photos.

Obama stated he did not know how many he had but there were very many.

The agency was relieved that they did not have a hacker.Their concern is now that if the computer does get hacked it could be very bad for Obama.The collection could hit the net.

He did finally agree to let the agency monitor the computer for the next few following days as an extra precaution to intrusion.

WILL UPDATE AS MORE INFO BECOMES AVAILABLE!!

October 5th 2008 update

A man from the Chicago area age 32 is attempting to take credit for the photos on the computer used at the residence of Obama.–Will keep posted

Gun Control
Barack Obama at a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas , asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to
slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.

Then he said into the microphone, ‘Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence.’

Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the quiet and said: ”Well, dumb-ass, stop clapping!’

Columbo was still scratching his head.

Ah . . . Sorry to bother you Mr. Obama, Sir

Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean Senator Obama, sir. Um . . . know you are busy and important and stuff. I mean running for president is very important and . . . ah . . . I hate to bother you. I will only take a minute ok, sir?

See, I have these missing pieces that are holding me up, and I was wondering sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out. You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.

Hey, you have a nice place here! The wife sees houses like this on TV all the time and says boy she wishes she had digs like this you know? Is that painting real? Really? Wow. I saw something like that in a museum once!

Oh, sorry sir. I didn’t mean to get off the track. So if you could just help me out a minute and give me some details, I will get right out of your way. I want to close this case and maybe take the wife to Coney Island or something. Ever been to Coney Island ? No, I didn’t think so. .

Well, listen, anyways, I can’t seem to get some information I need to wrap this up. These things seem to either be “locked” or “not available’. I’m sure it’s just some oversight or glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these things are . . … I . . . I . . . have them written down here somewhere . . … oh wait. Sorry about the smears. It was raining out. I’ll just read it to you.

Could you help me please find these things, sir?

1. Occidental College records — Not released
2. Columbia College records — Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper — “not available”
4. Harvard College records — Not released
5. Selective Service Registration — Not released
6. Medical records — Not released
7. Illinois State Senate schedule — “not available”
8. Law practice client list — Not released
9. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate - - Not released
10. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth — Not released
11. Harvard Law Review articles published — None
12. University of Chicago scholarly articles — None

13. Your Record of baptism– Not released or “not available”

14. Your Illinois State Senate records–”not available”

Oh hey . . listen! I know you are busy! Is this too much for you now? I mean, tell you what. I will come back tomorrow. Give you some time to get these things together, you know? I mean, I know you are busy, so I will just let myself out. I will be back tomorrow. And the day after. . “Who wants to know these things?” asked Senator Obama.  Columbo answered:

THE  PEOPLE

Obama was proud to show his haircut.

McCain didn’t think it would be necessary.

Our population is about 301 million counting every man, woman and child.  So, 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up.  Now, divide 200 million, 18+ adults into $85 billion - that equals $425,000.00 each!   Yes, my plan is to give that $425,000 to every adult as a ‘We Deserve It’ dividend.

Of course, it would NOT be tax free.  So, let’s assume a tax rate of 30%.  Everyone would pay $127 ,500.00 in taxes.  That sends $25.5 billion right back to Uncle Sam!  It also means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket.  A husband and wife would have $595,000.00!

What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00?

• Pay off your mortgage – housing crisis solved.
• Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads.
• Put away money for college – it’ll really be there.
• Save in a bank – create money to loan to entrepreneurs.
• Buy a new car – create jobs
• Invest in the market – capital drives growth.
• Pay for your parent’s medical insurance – health care improves.
• Enable deadbeat parents to come clean – or else.

Remember this is for every adult U.S. citizen, 18 and older (including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehmann Brothers and every other company that is cutting back) and of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.

If we’re going to re-distribute weal th let’s really do it!   Instead of trickling out a puny $1,000.00  ‘economic incentive’.

If we’re going to do an $85 billion bailout, let’s bail out every adult U.S. citizen!

As for AIG – liquidate it.

• Sell off its parts.
• Let American General go back to being American General.
• Sell off the real estate.
• Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.

We deserve the money and AIG doesn’t.  Sure it’s a crazy idea, but can you imagine the coast-to-coast block party?!

How do you spell Economic Boom? W-e  D-e-s-e-r-v-e  I-t  d-i-v-i-d-e-n-d!  I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion ‘We Deserve It’ dividend more than do the ‘geniuses’ at AIG or in Washington, D.C..

And remember, my plan only really costs $59.5 billion because $25.5 billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.&nbs p; Good idea?  I think so.

He approaches the man behind the counter in the pro shop and says, “I would like 18 holes of golf and a caddie.”

The man behind the counter says, “The 18 holes of golf is no problem, but all of the caddies are out on the course. What I will do for you is this: We just received 8 brand new robot golf caddies. If you’re willing to take one with you out on the course and come back and tell me how well it works, your round of golf is on me today.”

The golfer obviously accepted the man’s offer.

He approached the first tee, looked at the fairway and said to himself, “I think my driver will do the job.”

The robot caddie turned to the man and said, “No sir. Use your 3 wood. A driver is far too much club for this hole.”

Hesitantly, the golfer pulled out his 3 wood, made good contact with the ball, and the ball landed about 10 feet to the right front of the hole on the green.

The golfer, delighted, turned to the robot and thanked him for his assistance.

As the golfer pulled out his putter he said, “I think this green is gonna break left to right.”

The robot then again spoke up and said, “No sir. I do believe this green will break right to left”

Thinking about the last time the robot corrected his prediction, he decided again to listen to the machine.

He made his putt and birdied the hole thanks to the robot and his advice.

But his luck didn’t end there. His entire game was the best game he ever played, thanks to the assistance of the new robot golf caddie.

Upon returning to the clubhouse, the man behind the counter asked, “How was your game ?” The golfer stated, “It was, by far, the BEST game I ever played. Thank you very much for letting me take one of your robots.

See you next week.

A week passed, and excited, the golfer returned to the pro shop.

Upon entering, he turned to the man behind the counter and said, “I would like 18 holes of golf and one of those robot golf caddies, please.”

The gentleman from behind the counter turned to the man and said, “Well the 18 holes is no problem. However, we had to get rid of the robots. We had too many complaints.”

Confused, the golfer cried, “COMPLAINTS? Who in the heck could’ve complained about those robots? They were incredible”

The man sighed and said, “Well, it wasn’t their performance.

It was that they were made of shiny silver metal, and the sun reflecting off them was blinding to other golfers on the fair way. ”

The golfer said, “So then why didn’t you just paint them black?”

The man nodded sadly and replied, “We did. Then four of ‘em didn’t show up for work, two filed for welfare, one of them robbed the pro shop, and the other is running for President.”

Dell has done a pretty decent job with the Inspiron 1525.Although not perfect and there are some things that could be inmroved upon,This is a winner for the money.
499$  at best buy
This dell came packed with some decent hardware as follows.
Vista home premium
15.4 wide screen glossy screen 1280×800
160 gig sata drive{sata drives are fast}
2 gigs ddr2 ram pc2 5300
6 cell battery
8x dual layer dvd writer
Intel® Pentium® Dual Core T2390 (1.86GHz/533Mhz FSB/1MB cache)
Intel Graphics Media Accelerator X3100
Built in wireless
Ethernet
Modem
IEEE 1394{Fire wire}
4 usb ports
s video
2 headphone out
Line in-Mic in
VGA
HDMI
8 in 1 digital media reader
Media buttons for sound,play, pause. rewind. fast forward

The dell comes packed with just about everything you might need.

The appearance and fit of the Inspiron 1525 is good.Dell has always made a quality laptop,but some models just werent with the times on appearance.The Inspiron 1525 is thin enough to look modern,and remanins ridged as the same time.The Inspiron 1525 scores well here.The dell logo however on the lid appears to be at risk of being damaged if snagged on an object.The logo is made of a somewhat soft material.Lid tension is good and has little flex.There are zero dead pixles.Screen finsh is durable for a laptop in this class.

The display is great for a laptop in this price range.Brightness is good.Angle viewing is better than many.Screen reflections on the glossy finish can usually be bothersome to most,there is no exception here.The angel viewing is good enough to usually move their screen and get on with business.

The keyboard has a good feel. Key board flex isnt a problem.The keys are not as easy to see as many though{black on silver}They are not hard to see,but dont stand out as good as black on white or white on black keys.The function keys are not color coded what so ever so you need to look longer than usual to find what you need to press.After  time or two using them you will be ok.

The touch pad buttons are great.The touch pad itself however is nothing to get excited about.The touch pad is of the Alps variety.The driver that comes with the touchpad has limited extra features and is not the smoothest scroller.Synaptics makes a far better touchpad,with much better extra features as well as being very smoth with scrolling.

The dvd burner has a decent tray,the dvd’s click on the spindle reliably enough.The sliding tray is of good construction.Vibration is low after trying several cds,with only one producing moderate vibration.That particular cd had caused considerable vibration with other laptops.The eject button is a little awkward due to the eject button being flush,you may find your self leaning your head over the first few times you use it.You get Roxio basic for your software when you purchase the laptop at best buy.

The unit comes equipped with a 6 cell battery.I got 4 hours of life with casual surfing with the display dimmed.The AC power brick brings the battery back up to full charge in a short time for a stock power brick.

The hard drive is quiet.The hard drive is fast for a laptop.Dell did great here. Processor and memory also play a part with being able open large files.A fast hard drive such as this one save wait times as well.

The built in speakers will not impress your friends while playing music,sorry.They sound tight and tinny.They are fine for general usage. They do seem to improve with time the more they are used.

The wireless system is good,you can pick up signal while some others may not be able to.The wireless switch is on the side.
Its stiff,just the way i like it so it doesn’t get accidentally shut off.A nice extra feature inclduded is the abilty to look for networks by holding the switch up,without needing to be booted into windows.Sweet. A light confirms if there are networks available.This can also be used as a basic trouble shooting device.Excellent.

Heat.Lets say this is one cool running laptop,you can have it on for hours and it remains cool.The fan isnt the quietest however,More design work would have been welcome to smooth that out a little.But hey you have no problem hearing the air move, so it is a comfort,if you are paranoid.

Graphics capabilities will not match gaming laptops.You can not play your most demanding games on it.One thing you can do however is beat the other laptops in this class with the graphic capabilities provided.
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This  Dell came with recovery cds + recovery patition as well.Sweet,A recovery to factory image{using recovery partition},including setup,all the way to setting up Google as home page was 16 minutes and 34 seconds.Any one having a complaint with that has personal issues.

The port layout is contained on the sides.the rear of the laptop has no jacks or ports.This is not the ideal way to layout.The VGA belongs in the rear.If you are going to hook up the VGA so this big heavy cable is out of the way.At least one USB port should be provided in the rear,this is benficial when it is used as a semi permanent hookup or u absolutely need the cord out of the way.The headphone jacks are in the front,when the side is preferred for a laptop.Anything in the front has the most risk of damage and is most likely to be in the way.If you havent guess yet,yes the plug is straight instead of angled where the power comes in at.The vodka team must have got the assingment of port placements.

How is support?Well its a dell,so support is good,all your drivers and such are available as usual.I like Dell support,if help is needed you can get an excellent walk through on the phone.Your Unit may be 3 years old and you will still recieve help.Xp drivers are available if you choose to go from Vista to Xp.

How does it perform?Out of the box this laptop does not contain much bloatware,so after unistaiing a couple programs I was ready to roll.Now for a trip to Windows Updates to get the security holes fixed as well as some bug fixes.Its time to get an AV after dumping the Nortons,so off to AVG it is.The laptop is  now ready for a workout.I begin by opening programs to acceptt the license agreement get them out of the way and go through any settings that may be needed,as to avoid possibly fighting it later when I have 20 windows going,Everything went great, not one problem encountered during the initation stage.I downloaded and installed Google Earth.Opened it.Downloaded Mozilla Firefox,installed then opened it.Set up an email account with Windoos Mail left it open.Opened Spider Solitaire,Word pad,Internet explorer,Windows defender and started a scan.I then started basic surfing and did some file searches.The result.No hangups or errors what soever.This machine will run many applications at once without any problem.

I then installed Dragon Naturally Speaking and run it through its paces.{a very high tech speech to text and command converter} a  very hungry application.This laptop wth its fast sata drive and duo core processor make the application perform very well.

I then installed super pi did a 1 m run in a time of 34.117 seconds.I then did a super pi run of 32 m to check for heat and stableness.The fan woud actually turn off at times.This laptop has a very effecting cooling system.I aborted the 32 m early as it is a lengthy test and served its purpose.

Time to rip a couple cds.I ripped two full audio cds quickly and without any errors.I transferred some files via dvd from one machine to another with out problems.

I tried a usb port with a 4 gig flash drive to try the ready boost.The hardware took off as expected.

The dell 1525 is a great machine for the money.Strong point are a good display,excellant harddrive,good processor 2 g ddr2 ram,nice keyboard,good battery,good support,cool running and all the ports and jacks you need.

The Dell 1525 Inspiron cons are not many,The not so fantastic speakers,the less than ideal placement of the ports,and the Alps touchpad are things we can live with.I highly recommend this laptop.

Get your self a nice headset while at the store the audio system actually sounds good through them.You will be glad you did.

Hey, folks, you want to tweak the Drive-By Media with me right now?

You are aware, probably, that Barack Obama lost his bearings recently and said that he was going to campaign in all 57 states.

You heard this?  And most everybody chalked it up to, ‘Well, he’s tired.’

You know, this is a Dan Quayle moment.  I mean, Dan Quayle goes out there and misspells  ‘potato,’ and we still hear jokes about it.

Barack Obama says he’s gonna go out and campaign in 57 states!  He was just tired, you know,  it’s been such a long campaign, he’s been so many places, he probably thinks there are 57 states.

Well, I have here a printout from a web site called  the International Humanist and Ethical Union.

And here is how the second paragraph of an article on that website begins.

‘Every year from 1999 to 2005 the organization of the Islamic conference representing the 57 Islamic states presented a resolution to the United Nations Commission on human rights called commbating.’

Obama said he’s going to campaign in 57 states, and it turns out that there are 57 Islamic states.

 There are 57 Islamic states!

So did Obama just lose his bearings, or was this a more telling slip, ladies and gentlemen?

You all are paying 78% of your earnings in taxes.

When you receive your paycheck 7 1/2 percent is taken out for Social Security your employer matches 7 1/2 percent this equals 15%.  If your employer did not pay in the seven half percent these can be wages for you.

Now let’s take out Medicare Medicaid and all the other words that are used to describe this other tax.

Let’s take out our federal taxes, our state taxes, pay I bet you are up to over 40% right now.  Correct?

Now let’s go fill up our fuel tank.  You lost pretty good chunk there didn’t you.  You see not only did you pay a large percentage of taxes for your gasoline, but you also paid everyone’s taxes that is involved from the beginning to oil refinery all the way to the cashiers paycheck at the gas station.

Let me explain in further detail.  Let’s take a figure of $100 billion to use just for the sake of easy figuring.  Let’s say a company earned $100 billion in one year.  This company will have approximately a $40 billion tax right off the top.  Who pays for the $40 billion you do.

Let us go purchase a new car for a moment.  Let’s go get a license plates.  Pretty expensive isn’t it.  The sales tax on a $20,000 automobile add up fast.  Now remember, the $20,000 you spent for the automobile a huge portion of that, goes to property taxes for the automobile manufacture, their 40% tax, the taxes for the sales man.  He also had to pay for the fuel taxes that the transit truck consumed while delivering your new automobile, and those taxes for that company as well that delivered the vehicle.  The same holds true for every part that is on your vehicle.  Example let’s start with the iron ore  manufacturing process.  His 40% tax, has to be passed on to the purchasers of the iron ore.  Now automatically the price of iron ore has just escalated 40%.  The costs to transport this iron ore is also elevated remarkably, because you are also paying a 40% tax that the transit Company is receiving to haul the iron ore.

Now let’s assemble in our minds a basic manufacturing plant that produces parts from the iron ore.  They are going to need buildings of course.  Now these buildings are going to be expensive, because they are paying everybody’s taxes before them involved with manufacturing of the building.  We think that cost is passed on to?  You of course.  Are you starting to see a trend here!

Not this point we don’t even have a single part made yet.  We have buildings with iron ore, now an expensive product, for they have paid taxes of the iron ore mines and the taxes of the buildings supplies.  This is just the beginning of a long chain.

We need employees, utilities, machinery, and much for before production can even begin.  All of which cost a lot of money with a huge part going to pay the prior guys taxes in the chain.

Now let’s jump ahead to a finished part.  Let’s ship that part to a car manufacturer.  The car manufacturer pays for the property tax of the prior guy in the chain.  The car manufacturer also pays for the taxes of of the prior guys in the chain of which if you remember correctly equates to about 40%.

Now let us jump ahead to a finished automobile.  Let’s transport for that vehicle to a dealership.  You pay for the transport which is huge, the transporter is paying for all of his taxes, all of the taxes involved with his tractor-trailer rig (I’m sure they also have a 40% tax margin above them) the transporter is paying for all of the taxes from the people who drove the well to the cashier at the gas station.

Your new car is now at the dealership, who also gets taxed about 40% for their profits, also paying seven half percent Social Security wages for their employees.  Elevated insurance costs,(remember they will also have a 40% overhead to the government, as well as seven and a half percent Social Security overhead with employees.  Let us not forget their high property taxes, their high building costs, which is all reflected in the price of a car.  The list can go on and on and on.

Let’s sell the car in two years.  When the car is retagged, the government makes a good chunk of money again.  Another couple years, and the same thing happens again.  Even if you do not sell a car, but merely hang on to the you pay property taxes on it every year.  If the car is driven for 150,000 miles gets 20 miles to the gallon it will have burned 7500 gallons of gasoline.  The government will have made about $5,000 just in fuel taxes alone on this vehicle.  Another 6000 simply in taxes when the car is repurchased a couple times.  Property taxes on the vehicle as well throughout its life also adds up to a good chunk.  As you can see the total approaches roughly what the car cost in the beginning.  Isn’t this crazy!

China!
Why are things in expensive from China.  After all it should be expensive, due to having to be transported from the other end of the earth 12,000 miles away.  First by ship, then by truck.
Perhaps the government of China does not have their hand dipped into the well all way along the chain.
This is why you can walk into a convenience store and buy a watch for one dollar.It cost very little to make.  Now before you go on saying that the people in America are getting paid a lot more is the reason being that  cost of anything manufactured in America.  Believe me when I tell you that these people sweating their tush off for eight bucks an hour would tend to disagree with you, for they can barely make a living off this.  American employees are not overpaid by any means.  Try assembling the 500 pieces an hour every hour five days a week all the time and you will see that you should get paid three times as much.  Simple.
Anything purchased from overseas will usually be cheaper.

Let us take for a moment something simple such as a gallon of rainwater.  Basically this is free.  Let’s assume I have 10,000 1 gallon containers full of rainwater, sitting in a building.  Now I’m going to sell the this water.  First I need to figure how much are the property taxes for the building to house water.  Second I need to automatically charge double because the government will be getting half.

Hypothetically let me select a figure of $.25 per gallon.  Now let me sell the this water.  Undoubtedly the water goes to a warehouse, I sell it to them for $.30 a gallon.  I’m sure their property taxes are huge.  Now let’s throw in the 40% tax as an overhead that they are going to have right off the bat.  About the various other taxes associated with this product along way such as testing equipment and the sort all of which are taxed.  Anything bought by the company they pay tax on, as well as the taxes of the people they purchase from.  Sounds like our free gallon of rainwater is going to be pretty expensive doesn’t it.  4000 gallons is a pretty good load.  Now let’s all that product 750 miles.(Ouch)  Who’s make all the money?  The government of course!  Hey, now let’s get that water in the store.  This could get expensive, we have to pay the high cost of transporting the product.  Now mind you it’s about $2.40 a mile to haul the product around.  Why so expensive?  Well remember, they have to pay everybody’s taxes before them.  Not to mention their own taxes.  So what could have been $.70 is now $2.40.  Getting the picture?

Alright now, let us let the store make a nickel off that gallon.  Sounds like a fair profit to me doesn’t it . Now let’s look at this store overhead.  40% right off the top to the government.  Employee taxes seven half percent social security, workers comp.  Insurance the list goes on.  Do you see how much more they are going to have to charge them what they got it for just to make their nickel.  Hey then when you buy the damn thing you  pay about five to 10% sales tax on top of that, imagine that.

Let’s calculate what the government makes off of a house during its lifetime.  Let’s assume that the house will stand for 50 years, how much are the property taxes for that house during its 50 years?(As much as a house cost to begin with?)  yepper.  Now this does not include any buying or selling of the house in the meantime, which would only bring about more taxes to the total.  Now this is not even with a bank involved by all imagine how much worse it could get if I were to include this in the equation.

You really don’t your house do you?  You just pay cheap rent for it don’t you.  For if you do not pay the government , yearly, then the government will take your house.  In an essence, they own it, they have control over it.

How about your land?  If you were to take off for Africa or Australia or wherever you decide to come back seven years later one of two things would have happened your taxes would be so outrageous to catch up on them or your land would be gone.  Why should you pay on something that you own?

Now let’s flip the coin for a minute, and imagine that you are a renter.  Let’s say that you rent is 500 a month for a small unit.  Do you think that the landlord is getting rich?  Not as rich as you may think.  Why?  Because of his outrageous taxes, not only does he have to pay the property taxes as you would if you were a homeowner.  He also asked to pay huge taxes on his income made from the units, bingo.  So in essence half of your rent money basically goes right to the government, imagine that.

Time to go the grocery store, and how much you hate this.  Let’s empty your wallet big time now.  Let’s go pay some of the property tax for the store, let’s pay on their 40% tax overhead.  Let’s pay on the employees taxes if we will.  Let’s pay on all of the fuel tax involved in transporting all of the groceries to the store.  Let’s pay on the taxes of every property involved from the farmer, to the warehouse, to the factory making food, then let us pay all of their 40% overhead taxes.  Now remember, a seed only needs water sunshine and nutrients from the soil to succeed.  A cow only needs grass water and land in time to grow, and off to the slaughterhouse we go.  Now the farmer has to sell his cow, in doing so he needs to pay for his property taxes.  You also have to pay taxes on his income from selling the cow.  Well that just tripled what he would have been able to charge for this cow.  The same goes for the slaughterhouse.  The same goes for the trucker, that all the beef.  The same goes for the butcher.  You as the consumer, had to pay when everybody else had to pay to keep the government happy.  Simple.

Time to pay the electric bill.  Hey it’s $120 but as you know about $60 of that is going straight to the government.  The other 60 will pay wages and the sort for the people at the electric company.  Remember that Social Security tax?  That’s right you are paying that for them to, as well as your own.

In summary, you can see that the government makes huge profits from beginning to end.  In essence you are paying one dollar for something that could be purchased for twenty two cents.

Where does it all go?  All of this modern high-speed machinery does nothing to benefit you by being able to buy things cheap.  It is the taxes that you have to pay for everybody else that is before you in the chain.

Now the money that people did make from these purchases, is money that will be spent by them, and of course, the items that they purchase have that same repetitive tax effect that you had when you made your purchase.  So basically now all of your dollar bill has went back to the government.

Now let’s let the money change hands five more times, which usually does not take very long.  Do you see how much more money the government is made?

How much tax should there be?  A rough estimate would be around 1 1/2 percent.  This does not sound like much, but when you consider that the next guy, will be paying the previous guys 1 1/2 percent tax followed by the previous guys 1 1/2 percent tax and so on and so on.  We will have reached a 10% tax after a product going only through seven stages.  Many, many products go through dozens of stages.  Also when you spend your money with just a 1 1/2 percent tax, and that money will be spent over and over by other people each paying a tax.  Your dollar bill really never dies it just goes from one hand to the other.

I have rainwater for five cents a gallon.  Is anybody interested?

Solution: Sell grain for $136.00 a bushel. 

Can’t buy it?  Tough!   Eat your oil!
Ought to go well with a nice thick grilled filet of camel ass!!!

Is someone being gay fit to run your country?  Do you want a gay man to represent your country?  Would you feel comfortable with a gay man running your country?  Many would not want the beliefs of the gay and pounded into their minds.  Where do you draw the line?  Towel head?  Unpatriotic?  Muslim?  Being able to visit the Middle East in comfort and free of fear unlike a real American.  What does it take to disqualify a man for the presidency of the United States?  Does America and its people have any value left?  Have the polls been tampered with?  Do you believe that obama is being forced upon us, just to show that we are a liberal nation?  It has been reported that obama has taken opportunities to get a little touchy and feely with other men.  Most of these displays of affection have been with other politicians .  Little can be done in to the others offended politicians due to the gay-rights acts.  Come on  I have nothing against a man being gay.  I would not want a gay president however to represent my country.  I want the person that represents my country to be straight, patriotic, and hold the American values that we’ve had since the beginning.  I do not want my Pledge of Allegiance changed.  I do not want a man for president who may be having gay affairs with other towel heads.

Where do you draw the line?  How liberal are you?  If you are a liberal leave now thank you.  The liberal way of thinking is no way to have your country ran.  Who is to say that there may not be sexual favors exchanged for votes?  It can happen.

How can anyone in their right mind, consider for a moment, that obama would make a good president.  But if you vote for obama, then you indeed are a traitor your self.  Any man who is tied up with the Middle East has no business whatsoever being involved with politics in the United States of America, its that simple.

So what are you going to do?

You can vote for McCain.  McCain paid his dues.  McCain is solid.  You know that McCain is 100% pure American, and also puts others before himself.  McCain being a war veteran himself will do what is necessary to ensure your well-being and safety in the future.

You know what to do, in November.

Do not take chances with your future and her children’s future, do not vote for obama, do not be one of those intends to go against the grain just to show how good of a person they can be.

85% of the American children have a dream of going to college after

high school.  However there’s only a tiny percent that actually make to

college.  Many of them are smart enough and did well enough in high

school to go to college, but with the high cost of tuition and they’re

not able to attend.

When is the last time that you were around a college campus, only to

see several towel heads and other immigrants every where.  Well, if you

have recently seen a campus you will understand.

There are a large number of immigrants in our colleges, taking up seats

that could be taken up by your neighbor or your child.

If you read my previous article concerning the invasion of the Mexicans

then you’ll understand very much so why this is a major problem.

Let’s envision for a moment that anyone who is not a citizen of the

United States of America is not in our colleges.  What do you see?  You

see millions of empty seats.  Now how do we fill those empty seats?  We

lower the tuition dramatically!  It’s that easy…  We will also have a

much better education being received by the students.  How?  Because

the professors are not busy spending time trying to help someone that

does not speak English understand what he is teaching, we will not be

held back as where are.

How many doctors have you seen that could barely speak English?  Many!

If you can barely speak English how can you really understand what is

being taught to you?  Have you ever had a Middle Eastern doctor that is

in America at your local hospital call your wrist an elbow?  I have!

I am not saying that all foreign students do not learn, but there are

many who do not.  A plain old white boy who does not learn what he is

supposed to will not graduate its that simple.
I’m not against having others learn, if demand is so high in other

countries now why don’t some of the professors go over there and

teach, simple.  Everybody’s a winner.  Then there will be a shortage of

professors over here who tend to wind up if they don’t get enough

money, than the remainders will get paid more, simple everybody is a

winner.

Why are all immigrants in our colleges?  Because we let them.  Not

necessarily because we have the best schools, it is because we have the

softest policies.

We are at war with a dangerous country, and that alone should be reason

enough to tighten up our borders.  It has been shown in the past, that

several of the terrorists were involved in killing or innocent were

educated here in the United States.  We look like fools to the rest of

the world.  We have lost the respect that we once had.

The United States used to be a well respected country throughout the

world.  With the current war going on, much of that respect is lost.

Many people do not understand or refuse to acknowledge the fact that it

is our own niceness that got us into the position that we are in today.

Let’s stop teaching our enemies to build chemical weapons in the sort

against us.  Let’s teach our own children and our own neighbors give

them a chance in life before we teach everyone else.  There would be no

problem whatsoever with filling those seats and  schools, many a

childhood dream could be filled.

What can you do?  You can stop being a liberal piece of shit, and look

after your own here in America before you look after others.

200 years ago the United States began as a nation that had very low

population.  During this time, we had an open border policy, which

enabled practically anybody to come to America.  At that time we were

in need of growth, much of the United States was actually a bare land.

But coming to America was encouraged so that we could grow our

manufacturing , farmlands and our population.

Much has happened the last 200 years.  We have become the number one

food producers in the world.  We have put a spot on the map as

manufacturing as well.  We now have giant cities some with 3 million

some with six some with 8 million and growing.

There is a need for balance in the growth of the country.  You cannot

introduce over 15% of the population in a large country, in such a

short period of time.

You cannot blame the Mexicans, they are  only allowed in at their own

will.  The problem lies with our own government,

remember a few years ago, when we made millions and millions of the

illegal Mexicans legal merely based on the fact that we could not

control them crossing our borders.  It was a way for America to save

face for something that they could not control.

The reason for rental property being so high is because of supply and

demand.  The more people you have that are needing to rent a house the

more you can charge.  It’s that simple.  An extra 15% of people in need

of a rental property is a huge quantity.  If 15% of the rental houses

suddenly came up empty can you now see how much the rat would come

down, the property owners would be wanting to fill them quickly!

Now let’s turn our attention to our labor forces.  The more people you

have looking for a job the less the worker will get paid.  It’s that

simple.

Quite frankly the whole situation just burns my ass.

If I’m not mistaken I do believe we have a war going on at this time.

If millions of Mexicans can walk across the border every year, what is

to stop a terrorist us from doing the same thing.  All we need is a

towel head or two mixed up in the bunch.  That alone, should be reason

enough for anyone to want to shut down the borders.

Now don’t get me wrong, I love my Mexican food.  There have been

numerous Mexican restaurants open recently.  Makes you curious to where

they got the money, doesn’t it.  If the American dollar is so strong in

Mexico and the Mexican dollar is so weak and the Mexican dollar is

worthless here in the United States, then how are all these new

restaurants getting opened up?  Interesting…..  I think so.  But huh

nothing beats a great fajita.

I have respect for the common Mexican who will come over here and pick

oranges for very minimal wages.  I have more respect for him that a

foreigner who’s doing well for himself here.  They are here only to

merely take advantage of our system, which me and you suffer for.

The situation is bad.  Honestly this pisses off .  I hate when I go to

make a call to a place here in America and I am greeted by fucking

Spanish on the phone.

Do you want to know why you are giving a menu that begins in Spanish?

It helps fill a requirement that is needed for orga