Trailer Trash Redneck Jokes And Politics

There has been a constant popularity gaining with custom ringtones for the last several months.

We are in a world we we like to define individuality for ourselves.Perhaps we just want to be the coolest stand out ,have the latest,or think we are a fake pimp.Whatever your reason for chooseing a custom ring tones usually falls within one of those categories.

A cell phone use to come packed with around 30 ring tones to fit  our needs.These pre packed ringtones are usually of clear quality and have certain frequencies to be heard from adjoining rooms,they also can easily be switched from one ring tone to another if you are in need of a more mellow ring tone such as in an office.

In todays date when you hear a cell phone ring it is usually a custom  ring. In general 97 percent of them suck, they sound like crap with 25 percent distortion. The speaker for the Phone is best to have the higher frequencies to provide to ringing sound. They do a fine job of that. What they do not do is good job of playing your drums for a ring. I often hear the lousy rings and do my best to hide myself wanting to bust out laughing.

The ring tones these people have could be turned down to improve the sound a little,but they choose not to. The fact is you are not going to be able to hear it when it is in the other room anyway. It is not a ring it is merely a little noise.Without the clear definition of any frequency from the ringer, the noise is not heard as a ring. Why do these people choose to have a ring that is retarded? Is it really that important to risk missing what can be an emergency call? How cool is your ring when it sounds like an overworked phonographic needle. How cool is your ring when everyone is having a normal conversation and you missed a call and it was in your pocket?

It is retarded to place form over function with a phone ringer.

Being able to recognize the ringing of a cell phone is what should come first, not your favorite song, leave that for the cd player they do a fine job of playing songs.

I have heard great after market ring tones, some of this can be accredited to the phone,the ring tone itself, and the source to where it was obtained,but for the sake of this article we are talking about the ringtones that need to be trashed and a default ringtone put back in its place(yes that means you).

But I want to be cool and have a custom ring tone? Then choose something that don’t sound like garbage and can be heard when your phone is in the other room!

ACDC Hell’s Bells is not going to do it,nor are 9 out of 10 other songs. Do not fool your self after listening to it it will not sound any better tomorrow,it will still sound like crap.

Well I have to have a custom ring tone dude,my phone is crap and so is the song,i cant hear it when it ring,I need advice. What you do in a situation such as that is to be sure it is set to vibrate too,then insert it into your anal cavity,you are sure to be alerted you have call.

Why do they offer all those ring tones then ? It is just something that caught on,much like the wheel. although the wheel was finished and became round. Most phone manufactures haven’t stepped up to provide what is needed to offer a phone actually usable for custom ring tones.

I am missing calls because I can’t get the phone out of my anal cavity fast enough what do I do?  Well you stop being a pervert and letting it ring to feel the vibration.

My baby’s Daddy put the ring tone on my phone I don’t want to hurt his feeling I have to keep it ? Well he don’t care about you he put it on there so you would miss calls from your new boyfriend, so fix it. He is smarter than you think.

I can hear my custom phone ring but won’t answer the phone until they sing the first verse and I am missing calls what do I do? Well you carefully decompile the song and reassemble it to play faster.

The anal trick aint working for me it turned sideways or something and got stuck,my butt is always chiming now from the missed calls any ideas? Well what you do is go to to Taco bell for supper and chase it with Coors beer,it will come out no problem.

My Brothers Daddy has Some gangsta music for his ring tone and people mock him,what do I say to him to let him know? Well you have to be careful with this one,you best bet is to let another family member handle such as one of the Daddy’s Babies.

This concludes the first segment to Ring Tone Mania.