I don’t care who you are or what you believe in, this is funny.
Gun Control
Barack Obama at a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas , asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to
slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.
Then he said into the microphone, ‘Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence.’
Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the quiet and said: ”Well, dumb-ass, stop clapping!’
37 responses so far ↓
1 karen s // Oct 6, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Funny and smart kid a little angel in disguise.
2 Jim // Nov 20, 2008 at 1:12 pm
It is funny.
Too bad it is not true. It has been modified heavily from the original to be different celebrities and different causes. It used to be children in Africa dying from violence.
That part may well be true.
3 crystal // Mar 14, 2009 at 4:44 pm
hah i hate obama hes a fuckin nigger!
4 Matthew Bell // May 1, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Stay classy Crystal! Way to go!
5 big hep // Jun 4, 2009 at 1:12 pm
obama is not a fucken nigger yall are fucken gay as hell
6 Kevin // Jun 18, 2009 at 11:03 am
I like Crystal
7 redneckman // Aug 3, 2009 at 2:33 am
yeah obama is a nigger, but guess what he’s ur president. so he educated and well respected i bet none of ya dont even went to 10th grade danm did i just say that
8 redneckman // Aug 9, 2009 at 8:01 am
disregard what i just said, I am a nigger and i suck cocks
9 Burt Fisher // Oct 12, 2009 at 3:16 pm
But a Nobel Prize winning nigger. Don’t forget that one.
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11 Paul // Nov 11, 2009 at 11:09 pm
Well that nigger obama dnt need to run our country.the white house needs to be in the south. Obama is a dum ass
12 Max E // Nov 19, 2009 at 2:05 pm
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi h hi hellllllllllooooooo
13 meghan // Dec 28, 2009 at 11:37 am
you guys are all stupid. your calling him the n word just because of his skin color. who cares, his pigment is darker than yours. get over it. he won the election fair and square. yes, the joke is funny, but you are all stupid for dissing on our president like that.
14 peterleech // Jan 17, 2010 at 11:08 pm
Our president can’t even swim because everyone knows blacks can’t swim so why is he a president if he can’t swim. But don’t listen to me I am Redneckman’s BF
15 wtf // Jan 23, 2010 at 11:05 pm
yes,i agree with crystal. obama is a stupid fat ass nigger.if i saw him rite now i wud slap the shit outta him. yall niggers that says hes awesome r rong!!!???if u said he was awesome urba NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER THAT SITS AT HOME ALL DAY GETTIN PEREGNANT & R ON WELLFARE
16 Anthony M // Mar 1, 2010 at 8:51 am
Ok wtf you wouldn’t do jack crap. i hate people who tries to act like they are a true bad ass when they aren’t. you all aren’t even giving our president a dang chance. give it time. he can’t fix things with a snap of his fingers. so how about everybody just chill out. I am white an I am proud of our presdient. He has a whole to to fix because of Bush’s dumb mistakes.
17 Mark // Mar 6, 2010 at 1:06 pm
My God, who taught these people to type words on a computer? They have electricity? Sounds like the whole lot of them have been raised without one minute of an education. If they had the least amount of intelligence, they would know how stupid they really sound (and would rightly BE EMBARRASSED). Go back to watching your Jerry Springer Show – I think your “uncle/father/husband” made it inside the picture screen! You know a TV? That thing with flashing lights and moving pictures of people that you would have no fucking clue how to build or transmit?
“The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.” (Don’t worry, I don’t expect you to ‘get it’).
18 bigbuckhunter20 // Apr 13, 2010 at 5:53 pm
that a girl crystal
19 white snake // Apr 26, 2010 at 7:53 pm
mark needs 2 grams of a chemical weapon called ch45 shoved up his god dam ass . research that motherfucker .
20 redneck woman // May 8, 2010 at 2:20 pm
guess wat mark we aint that stupid we know wat a tv is. dumbass!!!
21 redneck woman // May 8, 2010 at 2:22 pm
GO WHITE SNAKE!!
22 Austin // Jul 20, 2010 at 11:54 pm
Ok look Obama your president……… Is a worthless dumb monkey fucking nigger. and to all you fucking rich white uptight commie liberal tofu fartin shit heads out there who are like oh obama is our president and u shouldnt talk about him that way… well listen to this. obama is a worthless nigger who cant even
23 Austin // Jul 20, 2010 at 11:56 pm
find his dam birth certifict and the only reason he got voted in is because of all the niggers in america and all the activest who thought it would be a new step for america. well guess what he dont know his ass from a dam hole in the ground thats all i got to say bout the dam nigger
24 Quanell Xlax // Aug 16, 2010 at 7:59 pm
I want to give Barack time, 25 years will just about rught..
25 Jessica // Sep 3, 2010 at 7:05 pm
y do u think they call it the “white house”? cuz a white person should be running this country. not a coon
26 Dennis // Oct 22, 2010 at 3:48 pm
Hello Larry. I’ve heard some of your comments and listened to you for some time. You remind me of another comedian that was of great comfort during tough times… Will Rogers.
If you ever decide to give up show business, you are sorely needed in Congress. (“Speaker of the House, Larry the Cable Guy”. I like the sound of that.)
27 havemercy // Nov 11, 2010 at 2:12 pm
I have never read such ignorance.
28 havemercy // Nov 11, 2010 at 2:21 pm
You are the people that keep comedians like Jeff Foxworth and Larry the Cable Guy in meterial. You are the jokes…………hhahaha….Do ya’ll live in the same trailer park. This was like a scene out of Deliverance……..have mercy……and God bless the ingnorant.
29 LMAO // Dec 6, 2010 at 3:31 am
pathetic inbred rednecks. Go back to planting your corn and watching Rambo. Rednecks are the biggest joke in america. Niggers are second. This shit is 2 funny.
30 Anonymous // Jan 3, 2011 at 1:38 pm
he just won the nobal prize cause he is a nigger they felt sorry for him
31 notrednecknina // Feb 8, 2011 at 12:55 am
rednecks are the biggest embarrassment in america. practically no redeeming qualities. obama is harvard and harvard law. comparing a redneck to obama, the president of the united states, is like comparing to a factory worker to someone who works at the jet propulsion laboratory.
the best thing redneck racists can do for the country they love is to keep their stupid, low IQ, greasy pie hole shut so the stupid doesn’t leak out.
32 Abby // Feb 26, 2011 at 1:09 pm
Hahaha mark your right its funny because that stupid red neck bitch said “we aint that dumb,we know what a telivison is”lmao well dumbass your dumb enough, damn inbreads
33 Dumbass Hater // Mar 27, 2011 at 5:00 pm
Latinos and Latinas can’t stand this dam ass excuse for a human. You have to be a dumbass yourself to defend a dumbass like Obamass the communist bastard. He not a dumb ass because he is black its because his a fucken liar and a dumbass period an white house needed a dumdass like him to control like a puppet on a string. If you support dumbass you must hate this country as well.
34 niggah killer // Apr 29, 2011 at 4:38 pm
harvard law?? yup…gotta love those ‘affirmative action’ quotas that lower the bar for minorities to enter, and graduate from the secondary schools around this poor country
35 Woman of Vision // May 24, 2011 at 1:28 pm
Lol. Obama is a nigga. He’s STILL the president. He made a fool out of all of you. He put stingy stank homemade barefoot white trailer park trash on blast. You don’t even have enough money to be republican, so you’re still democrats that can’t spell and the only reason you don’t like him is because he’s black. Well when you stop tanning and laying out in the sun getting cooked and killing yourself with skin cancer trying to be black, when you stop blowing up your lips and butts with collagen trying to be black, when you stop putting banging out systems and rims with tinted windows on your cars trying to be black, when your women stop leaving short white penis’ and going to the big black ones, when you stop wantin to be niggas just like them you call “nigga,” and then got the nerve to be poverty stricken and ignorant when the way is paid, then you can talk. That’s okay, because I’m a flat butt, blond hair blue eyed white woman, with a beautiful white husband, and 3 beautiful children that went to college and I have my Master’s in Education. Some of yall are broke and disgusted and need welfare. But you too stupid to get it and you raise your kids in poverty because you want to be racist. LOL. Jokes on you. Because you paid for his education, and if I was black and needed a way out of poverty, I would love my family enough to use whatever help I can to get out. I would use my head and go to school on your money if its available to me too. Trash is too stupid and proud to rise above your circumstance. And “nigga killer” that’s true about some schools, but this is the only thing… Obama graduated the top 10% of his class and attending one of the top private schools in Hawaii. That sort of kills your theory. Don’t follow stupid people. Be smart. Stay in School. Peace!
36 Woman of Vision // May 24, 2011 at 1:39 pm
Oh and let me clarify this… Obama graduated the top 10% in his HARVARD Law class. Hmmmm…I just don’t think if any of you did that. Because if you did, you would be making so much money and building businesses and/or futures for your family and for other people, that you wouldn’t have time to be Obama bashing. LOL. If he makes all of the bad decisions ever made in the white house, if he never gains wins another vote again… he has accomplished many things that no one has ever accomplished. And, don’t it make you sick that there is some greens and cornbread in the whitehouse, a little Dark and Lovely, some R&B, a little rap, a little weave…LOL. It’s funny how things change. Yep, my husband and I are very proud of him!
37 white power // Jun 14, 2011 at 8:24 pm
I don’t have a problem with nuggets….everybody should be allowed to own at least a dozen!
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