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Britney Spears Has been able to elude the press on many occassions.Many have wondered where she has went.Many have speculated that Britney Spears has had a hideaway.

Several Trips have been made following her in remote areas only to find that she was cruising the gravel roads to get high.

Recently I was out in the country and was trying to find a house that had Corvette for sale,and happened to run arcoss Britney Spears hitting her bong on the side of the road.

At first arrival I did not know it was Britney Spears,I though I was driving up on someone in need of car repair or the like.

When I walked up to the car I was greeted by a giggling Britney Spears,who swung open the door and offered a crotch shot.When Britney saw that I didn’t have a camera she seemed disappointed.

I commented to her that I not interested in a picture of a croth that doesn’t have a camel toe,she turned bright red and become slightly hostile.I was able to calm her down in a couple minutes.

I went to my Jeep and grabbed a bottle of cheap vodka I keep for special ocassions,returned to Britney’s Spears car..Britney lit up and began to smile.She was happier that Pamela Anderson at a rock concert.

I popped open the bottle and we had a few drinks.Britney began to loosen up and tell me more of persona life.She began to tell me of her hide away where she has her husband and children which are unknown to the public.

I had her buzzed enough to agree to show this hideaway,so she agreed to let me follow her there as the family was waiting for her.

I followed Britney to her hide away and have below an exclusive picture showing Britney with the family.