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Britney Spears Trailer Trash

March 17th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Britney levitating

When Britney had only a slight showing of her

trailer trash character in this photo she is actually

fairly decent

 

 

All Amerian Britney

Here she tries to be the all

american girl—looking trashy

in a good way

 

 

Ray droppings eye liner

Notice the costume dont even fit

the wrinkled neck and enough eye

liner to make a small rat dropping

her trailer trash heritage is trying its

best to show through

 

 

Britney proud of teeth

Britney being proud of her teeth

an attempt to separate her from her

inner struggle with being trailer trash

 

 

Britney trashy

Here being trailer trash pays off

A nice slutty look all the guys like

no one is allowed to show their teeth

at this concert because Britney had not

had the chance to get out the dremel and

polish them up in fear of being outdid with whiter

teeth she demanded no one was allowed

to show thier teeth

 

 

Britney bacon roll

Another bad fitting costume unable

to hide the developing stomach roll acquired

from her addiction to bacon and yogurt

 

 

Billy Idol Britney

Britney showing a little tooth now

and being a Billy Idol wanna be

at least the top half of the costume fits

The bottom half must half been made

by the chinese where its a disgarce to show

some camel toe not bad looking

trailer trash here though

 

 

Trashy Britney

Here Britney is trying to find herself

she has been lost so long with this pop star

being forced upon her trailer trash ass

she would look right at home in a

plastic chair in front of a doublewide

a nice scuzzy look

 

 

Britney after eye doctor

Britney goes to the dentist and the eye

doctor her teeth are now white and

she can look at you with both eyes at the

same time do you notice that she is

beginning to have saggy breast at this stage

in this picture you cant tell that she

is scuzzy trailer trash at first glance

 

 

Gay britney?

Britney performing at a gay convention

she continues to struggle with her inner self

her poor mentality did not realize at the time

that the girls on stage with her are actually men

later on in the dressing room after a bottle

of tequilia and a couple valiums she didnt care

yep trailer trash all the way

 

 

Britney ass

Look carefully you can see the cellulose

developing as seen on the left buttock

also that is a pretty short crack kinda boring

at least the tattoo gives you something to look at

while you are @#*%ing it from behind

 

 

Britnet after K mart

Here Britney wears her best Kmart outfit

notice the breasts are down to her elbows

the high hairline even the camerman behind has no

interest definatly trailer trash it is showing

 

 

Britney

Notice the ill fitting top that was purchased

at target she now has to wear tops to small

to hide the sagging even the men behind

her aren’t paying attention she is flaunting her

teeth at this stage in her career

 

 

Crossed eyed

Here Britney is seen again showing her

teeth as she tries to separate herself from

the trailer trash she is she is still squinting

in an effort to hide the crossed eyes, it is

not known if it is inherited or from having to pick

the scabs from her forehead in the mornings.

 

 

Fur coat

Here the cross eye is still noticeable although

the photographer did a fine job hiding it with

her hair also if you notice she is having to hold

her sagging breasts up the little paste on tatoo is there to

hide a ciggarette burn she got while she passed

out a few days prior

 

 

Britney hair salon

Here Britney just left the hair salon—yes

its looks like crap but she still smiles to

show her newly polished teeth notice the

tip of her nose from this angle where the nostil

end and the tip begins

if my calculations are correct and they usually are

that is about the size of a dime

is that how she got the cross eye??

Nope

 

 

Perfect britnet

Perfect all flaws are hidden in this picture.

 

 

Nasty looking

Here Britney is one nasty looking

slut plain and simple would fit right in

with a plastic chair on the porch at

any trailer park .

 

 

Trailer park pimp

Here Britney tries for a new look after

picking scabs from her forehead the night before

the hair is fake looks kinda nasty

would fit right in at the local trailer park .

 

 

Md britney

Here Britney shows her teeth in a fit of anger

after someone stole her back steps to use them

for jack stands.

 

 

Britney nose clipped

Here is Britney 40 days after getting her nose

clipped she is at her peak at this moment

shiny teeth eyes are fixed scabs are healed

she has her hair LOOK very closely what

do you see a Trailer Trash maker over thats right.

 

 

Stupid britney

Here Britney wins an award its obviously

not for the best breasts at this point in here career

they have dropped dramatically she was

holding up the number four to ask how many steps

forward she is to take before making acceptance

speech yes she is that dumb.

 

 

Puff daddy Britney

This is Britney after a puff daddy concert

she looks like a cheap whore in addition to

trailer trash looking this she would

bring about 85 dollars topson the street corner, she would get

her butt whipped in any respectable trailer park

 

 

 

4 inches of fat

This is Britney with the nose job teeth fixed

scabs on forehead healed she is wearing the ill

fitting costume to hide the sagging breasts

we are starting to see the accumulation of

the bacon and yogurt in this picture evident by

the 4 inched of fat hanging over bottom half

of the costume .

 

Britney Saggy breasys

We love this picture at

trailerparkjokes.com the saggy breasts

the ill shaped butt the dress

from china mind you this can be purchased

at the clothing barn for $5.98

she would not bring 40 bucks on any

respectable street corner at this point

trailer park trash here no doubt .

 

Trailer trash britney

TRAILER TRASH BRITNEY

She is hiding the scabs forehead in this

picture the breasts are sagging badly

the nose condition has returned

this is 2 different dresses both ugly

and no respectable whore would be

caught wearing either look right below the

breasts and you can see the 2 different styles

This is a true example of her 15 year old mind

nasty looking trailer park trash all

the way in this photo .

 

Pregnant britney

Here Britney is happy as can be she is

showing the teeth and has lets the scabs

heal on the forehead slightly pregnant

she decided to give her breasts a boost by

some padding She is doing a good job

of hiding her trailer trash instincts here.

 

 

Britney and friend

 

Trailer Trash

At least wear some colored panties if you

are going to be showing that toeless crotch no respectable

whore would be caught with her here notice

her friend isn’t very proud to be seen with her.

 

 

Britney with boy

 

Hey trailer trash what are you doing taking the

little boy outside naked so everyone can

take pictures but then again common trailer

trash just dont care so we should expect no less .

 

bald britney

You are an idiot trailer trash crack head

 

Britney looks like guy

just because you lets the scabs heal on

your forehead don,t mean you have to

to cut all your hair you look like a guy

you wouldnt bring 10 bucks on any street

corner fag bar is your only hope

 

 

Britney looking 40

Look like a 40 year old here plain and simple

get off that pipe soon you trailer trash .

 

britney get chair stolen

This is Britney after someone stole her

plastic chair from her porch .

 

Britney ooops

Oops I done it again!!!

 

 

 

Tags: Britney Spears · Celebrity

2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 kelly // Mar 16, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    I think Britney is a crackhead too I feel sorry for her though

  • 2 Anonymous // Mar 16, 2008 at 3:23 pm

    geat blog man

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