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We at trailerparkjokes.com salute you. It goes as follows
YES, I’M A BAD AMERICAN
I Am the Liberal-Progressives Worst Nightmare. I am an
American.
I am a Master Mason and believe in God.
I ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles and believe in American
products.
I believe the money I make belongs to [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Self Motivation'
The True American
October 12th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Tags: Self Motivation · politics
Marriage Communication
October 5th, 2008 · 2 Comments
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I
take her someplace expensive….so, I took her to a gas station…..
and then the fight started….
I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller
Light for $14.95 Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would make her [...]
Tags: Jokes · Self Motivation
Alzheimer’s Test
October 5th, 2008 · 3 Comments
Alzheimer’s
The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University …
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!
1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. [...]
Tags: Self Motivation
Weight Problem Solved
March 28th, 2008 · 9 Comments
Are you fat?
Are you obese?
Are you heavy?
Do you waddle when you walk?
Are you a fat hog?
Are you a lazy bum?
Beached whale?
Look nasty?
Gross?
Fat and ugly?
Are you a worthless fat ass?
What constitutes being to fat?
If you have a little gut, a few extra pounds .maybe big legs or something, get over it already you are not [...]
Tags: Self Motivation