Think “loading the dishwasher” means getting your wife drunk. You ever cut your grass and found a car. You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren’t. You think the stock market has a fence around it. Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater. Your boat has not left [...]
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March 12th, 2008 · 40 Comments
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