Trailer Trash Redneck Jokes And Politics

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes. You may be a Muslim 3. You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim 4. You [...]

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A man goes to a public golf course. He approaches the man behind the counter in the pro shop and says, “I would like 18 holes of golf and a caddie.” The man behind the counter says, “The 18 holes of golf is no problem, but all of the caddies are out on the course. [...]

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Here is a small collection of bushes not so better moments I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what’s moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who probably read the news themselves. – Washington, D.C., Sept. 21, 2003  It was amazing I won. I was [...]

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Why do men want to marry virgins? They can’t stand criticism Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes Why is air a lot like sex? It’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts What’s the [...]

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