Trailer Trash Redneck Jokes And Politics

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time
The boy is ecstatic, but he has […]

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Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that “Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls,” and would his mother, “please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this.”
So Johnny’s mother takes him quietly, by the hand, […]

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There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, “It’s simple. I just say, I’m a lawyer.”
So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said “No,” he told her that […]

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A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times. On their wedding night, they settled into the bridal suite at their hotel and the bride said to her new groom, “Please, promise to be gentle. I am still a virgin.” This puzzled the groom, since after 12 marriages, he thought […]

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A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding. “Father, how am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin?” “My child, you have been a married woman for many years. Surely that cannot be.” “Well, father, my first husband was a psychologist, and all he […]

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