Trailer Trash Redneck Jokes And Politics

The following man was attempting to make a simple job easier for himself.
I am writing in response to your request for additional information. In block number 3 of the accident reporting form, I put “trying to do the job alone” as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I [...]

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All of his life Ole had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that day, they’d walk across the lake to the boat club for their first legal drink. So when [...]

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This guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orders a mudslide. The bartender looks him over and says, “You’re not from around here are ya?”
“No,” he responds. “I’m from Pennsylvania.”
The bartender asks, “Well, what do you do in Pennsylvania?”
“I’m a taxidermist,” replies the man.
Looking very bewildered, the bartender asks, “What in the world [...]

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Two rednecks met in a bar and decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life so thought they should go to college to get ahead. They hop in a pickup and drive to the nearest college. While the second one waits out in the hall, the first goes in to one of the rooms and [...]

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This hillbilly kid goes into a drugstore and asks the druggist for a box of condoms.
The druggist says, “How old are you, son?”
The kid replies, “Eleven.”
“I can’t sell you any condoms,” the druggist says. “You’re too young.”
The kid says, “Gimme some rubbers or I’ll call a cop.”
“All right, cool it,” the druggists says to the [...]

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