Trailer Trash Redneck Jokes And Politics

Lil’ Johnny’s mother took her 5 year old son with her to the bank on a busy Friday. They were in line behind a rather obese lady wearing a business suit, complete with a pager. As the mother patiently waited, Lil’ Johnny looked at the women in front of him and observed […]

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Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother’s house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.
When little Johnny received his plate he started eating right away.
“Johnny wait until we say our prayer.”
“I don’t have to.” The boy replied.
“Of course, you do,” his […]

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A little johnny comes down for breakfast, since they live on a farm, his mother asks him if he has done his chores.”Not yet,” said the little johnny. His mother tells him he can’t have any breakfast until he does his chores.
Well he’s p!ssed off, so he goes to feed the chickens […]

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President George W. Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one of the 4th grade classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word, “tragedy.” […]

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Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that “Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls,” and would his mother, “please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this.”
So Johnny’s mother takes him quietly, by the hand, […]

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