Trailer Trash Redneck Jokes And Politics

Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice.

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Lawyer Jokes   Here are a few to keep your mind in the gutter  Have you looked through her briefs? He is one hard judge! Counselor, let’s do it in chambers. His attorney withdrew at the last minute. Is it a penal offense? Better leave the handcuffs on. For $200 an hour, she better be good! [...]

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 Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of  poop? A: The bucket.

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A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and was found guilty. Just before he was taken away, the man looked the judge in the eye and said, “Would it be okay if I called you a son of a bitch?” The judge’s face went red and he roared, “It [...]

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A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. “Tim, you be first,” she said. “What does your mother do all day?” Tim stood up and proudly said, “She’s a doctor.” “That’s wonderful. How about you, Amie?” Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, “My father is a [...]

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