Trailer Trash Redneck Jokes And Politics

The Bar Story
This guy goes to a bar that’s on the tenth floor of a hotel. He sits down and has a couple of drinks, then stands up, announces loudly that he has had enough, and goes over and jumps out the window. Now, there are two men who are sitting at [...]

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After having been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, a real southern gentleman beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, “Miss, y’all sure are a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade y’all to give me a piece of ass?”
“Lord, that’s the most direct proposition I’ve ever had!” gasped the girl. Then she looked around [...]

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Ole redneck Bob says to Lester, “You know, I reckon I’m about ready for a vacation, only this year I’m gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice as to where to go. Two years ago you said to go to Hawaii, I went to Hawaii, and Marie got pregnant. [...]

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3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in the course of the evening and the guys get split up. Next morning they’re all at work discussing what went on after they lost one other…
The first guy says, “Man I was so trashed last night I went home and blew [...]

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There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about 5 bars, and he drank, like, 17 beers.
After he was done with that, like any normally functioning person, he really had to go. So he asked the bartender where the bathroom was, and he went to where he thought it was.
Later [...]

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