Trailer Trash Redneck Jokes And Politics

There once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who lived on the edge of a large forest full of endangered owls and rare plants that would probably provide a cure for cancer if only someone took the time to study them.
Red Riding Hood lived with a nurture giver [...]

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A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster - one that would service all of his many hens.
When he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied, “I have just the rooster for you. Henry [...]

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A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.
He said to the female whale, “Let’s both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes [...]

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A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.
The woman on the other end of the phone said, “My wee puppy is together with the dog from next door and I can’t get them apart.”
The vet asked her if she tried throwing a bucket of water on them.
She said “Yes, but it didn’t work.”
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A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. As he lay the dog on the table, the doctor pulled out his stethoscope, placing the receptor on the dog’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, “I’m sorry, but your dog has passed away.” 
“What?” screamed the [...]

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