A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, “Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!” The passerby says, […]
Entries Tagged as 'Jokes'
America Opens Borders
October 6th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Marriage Communication
October 5th, 2008 · 1 Comment
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I
take her someplace expensive….so, I took her to a gas station…..
and then the fight started….
I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller
Light for $14.95 Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would make her […]
Tags: Jokes · Self Motivation
Up coming Stock market merges
October 2nd, 2008 · 3 Comments
Investment tips for October 2008:
With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in […]
Barack Obama’s flight to Washington
October 1st, 2008 · 1 Comment
Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly […]
Tags: Jokes · Obama · politics
John McCain and Barack Obama keep dignity at barber shop
September 29th, 2008 · 1 Comment
John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation,for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the […]