1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes. You may be a Muslim 3. You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim 4. You [...]
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You might be a muslim if…..
November 15th, 2011 · No Comments
Tags: Ethnic Jokes · Jokes · Obama · politics · Various Jokes
America Opens Borders
October 6th, 2008 · 4 Comments
A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, “Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!” The passerby says, “You [...]
Marriage Communication
October 5th, 2008 · 2 Comments
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive….so, I took her to a gas station….. and then the fight started…. I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95 Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her [...]
Tags: Jokes · Self Motivation
Up coming Stock market merges
October 2nd, 2008 · 3 Comments
Investment tips for October 2008: With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in [...]
Barack Obama’s flight to Washington
October 1st, 2008 · 3 Comments
Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to [...]