I have assembled some pictures of Paris Hilton. You will not find the
usual 250 shots of her coming out of the clothing store which tend to
be very boring,nor will you be led around in circles trying to find her pictures.
What you will find are good quality pictures of Paris Hilton Dressed
kinda sexy.We don’t go to [...]
Paris Hilton Pictures
March 14th, 2008 · 7 Comments
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Horny Rooster
March 14th, 2008 · 2 Comments
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster - one that would service all of his many hens.
When he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied, “I have just the rooster for you. Henry [...]
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Whales
March 14th, 2008 · 1 Comment
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.
He said to the female whale, “Let’s both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes [...]
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Stuck Dogs
March 14th, 2008 · 1 Comment
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.
The woman on the other end of the phone said, “My wee puppy is together with the dog from next door and I can’t get them apart.”
The vet asked her if she tried throwing a bucket of water on them.
She said “Yes, but it didn’t work.”
He [...]
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Limp Dog
March 14th, 2008 · No Comments
A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. As he lay the dog on the table, the doctor pulled out his stethoscope, placing the receptor on the dog’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, “I’m sorry, but your dog has passed away.”
“What?” screamed the [...]
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