I got this in an email people liked it so threw it on here
A CEO throwing a party takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion. In the back of the property, the CEO has the largest swimming pool any of them has ever seen.
The huge pool, however, is filled [...]
Ceo
March 13th, 2008 · No Comments
Bill Gates
March 13th, 2008 · No Comments
Bill Gates walks into a bank in San Francisco and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $7,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan.
So the businessman hands over [...]
Tags: Money · Uncategorized
Famous Jumper
March 13th, 2008 · 3 Comments
The Bar Story
This guy goes to a bar that’s on the tenth floor of a hotel. He sits down and has a couple of drinks, then stands up, announces loudly that he has had enough, and goes over and jumps out the window. Now, there are two men who are sitting at [...]
Tags: Bar Jokes
Mr. Faomous
March 13th, 2008 · No Comments
There was a man named Sulio and Sulio knew EVERYONE in the whole world!!! Once when Sulio got a new job, Sulio says to his new boss, “Boss, I know everyone in the whole world!” His boss doesn’t believe him, so he says “No you do not know everyone in the [...]
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Bird Attacks Kid
March 13th, 2008 · 2 Comments
Little Perpitrator
This little boy was picking up the crumbs
that the friendly people of the city threw out
to feed the birds.As you can see he is of
a foriegn national and was not prepeared
for the attack of the pigeons.They moved here
and took up residence at a local trailer park.
The child from boredom with disassociation
to began to play [...]
Tags: Trailer Trash · Trailer Trash Jokes