I got this in an email people liked it so threw it on here A CEO throwing a party takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion. In the back of the property, the CEO has the largest swimming pool any of them has ever seen. The huge pool, however, is filled with [...]
Ceo
March 13th, 2008 · No Comments
Bill Gates
March 13th, 2008 · No Comments
Bill Gates walks into a bank in San Francisco and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $7,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan. So the businessman hands over [...]
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Famous Jumper
March 13th, 2008 · 3 Comments
The Bar Story This guy goes to a bar that’s on the tenth floor of a hotel. He sits down and has a couple of drinks, then stands up, announces loudly that he has had enough, and goes over and jumps out the window. Now, there are two men who are sitting at a window [...]
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Mr. Faomous
March 13th, 2008 · No Comments
There was a man named Sulio and Sulio knew EVERYONE in the whole world!!! Once when Sulio got a new job, Sulio says to his new boss, “Boss, I know everyone in the whole world!” His boss doesn’t believe him, so he says “No you do not know everyone in the whole world” but Sulio [...]
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Bird Attacks Kid
March 13th, 2008 · 2 Comments
Little Perpitrator This little boy was picking up the crumbs that the friendly people of the city threw out to feed the birds.As you can see he is of a foriegn national and was not prepeared for the attack of the pigeons.They moved here and took up residence at a local trailer park. The child [...]
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