Trailer Trash Redneck Jokes And Politics

A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.
The man said, “Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we’re so obsessed with getting laid?”
“That doesn’t prove anything,” the woman countered. “Think about this… When your ear itches and you put your [...]

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Ole redneck Bob says to Lester, “You know, I reckon I’m about ready for a vacation, only this year I’m gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice as to where to go. Two years ago you said to go to Hawaii, I went to Hawaii, and Marie got pregnant. [...]

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3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in the course of the evening and the guys get split up. Next morning they’re all at work discussing what went on after they lost one other…
The first guy says, “Man I was so trashed last night I went home and blew [...]

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There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about 5 bars, and he drank, like, 17 beers.
After he was done with that, like any normally functioning person, he really had to go. So he asked the bartender where the bathroom was, and he went to where he thought it was.
Later [...]

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 The following are examples of how people can act so stupid regardless of where they are these are quates taken from various recoding in court rooms.
Question 1. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15th Q: What year? A: Every year.
Question 2. Q: What gear were you in the moment of impact? A: [...]

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